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  • TwoJ's
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2005
    • 4908

    #1

    I think I'm turning..

    21

    Tomorrow I'll finally be of legal age to consume alcoholic beverages. It's weird though, I think I drink a lot less than I did 4 or 5 years ago. I'm just hoping the next 21 years of my life don't fly by like these first ones did.

  • golde30
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2003
    • 11464

    #2
    time goes by quicker as you get older. sorry.
    IG: @Baye30

    FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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    • mudflaps
      Banned
      • May 2006
      • 808

      #3
      here comes 30.

      im turning 22 next month, the only consolation is that I can make fun of my gf who is 26.

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      • Tavern Gnome
        R3VLimited
        • Jul 2007
        • 2137

        #4
        enjoy your last fun birthday man! Happy Birthday!
        __________________
        1987 Toyota Landcruiser V8

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        • Bimmerista
          R3V Elite
          • Nov 2005
          • 5425

          #5
          Its downhill from 21 man....sorry

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          • Mike325
            No R3VLimiter
            • Mar 2006
            • 3685

            #6
            Happy birthday.
            Originally posted by cabriodster87
            "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
            Originally posted by Kershaw
            i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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            • jflip2002
              R3V Elite
              • Sep 2006
              • 4377

              #7
              Originally posted by Tavern Gnome
              enjoy your last fun birthday man! Happy Birthday!
              MMM hmmm. +1. happy birthday
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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              • TwoJ's
                R3V Elite
                • Oct 2005
                • 4908

                #8
                And I just realized that I have physics lab on tuesday mornings at 8. That really blows, I was going to go out. And I don't operate on low sleep, especially when I've been plowed the night before.

                Plus, it's hard to get a bitch to leave your house that early in the morning.

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                • LINUS
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 2422

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TwoJ's
                  Plus, it's hard to get a bitch to leave your house that early in the morning.
                  Dirty Sanchez. Problem solved.

                  It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                  • TwoJ's
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 4908

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LINUS
                    Dirty Sanchez. Problem solved.
                    haha. I was thinking maybe i'd wake her up and whisper "Oh, i should have told you that I've got aids" in her ear. She'd be out of there oh so fast, but then that would ruin the chances of me boning her mom or something like that.

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                    • mtechnik
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 6156

                      #11
                      just a couple more minutes till it's your Birfday!



                      -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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                      • StereoInstaller1
                        GAS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22679

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TwoJ's
                        when I've been plowed the night before.
                        Inviting Blunt to your "party"?

                        Originally posted by TwoJ's
                        Plus, it's hard to get a bitch to leave your house that early in the morning.
                        OK, well, I guess so.

                        Have fun, and don't forget:

                        Closing SOON!
                        "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                        Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                        • LINUS
                          R3VLimited
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 2422

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TwoJ's
                          haha. I was thinking maybe i'd wake her up and whisper "Oh, i should have told you that I've got aids" in her ear. She'd be out of there oh so fast, but then that would ruin the chances of me boning her mom or something like that.
                          That would be the last time you had seckz in that town - that's the kind of shit everyone would talk about. Stick to the Sanchez, then the worst you have to worry about is - well, nothing.

                          It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                          • TwoJ's
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4908

                            #14
                            Eh, so much for not getting too drunk.

                            Stereoinstaller: Your impotence is no reason to be jealous ;)

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                            • atomic
                              R3V Elite
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 5691

                              #15
                              Happy Birthday !! And you will be 42 before your know it, so much so, that it will feel like 2 months went by when you realize you are 42.... LOL time flies the older you get it seems
                              Last edited by atomic; 10-09-2007, 09:06 AM.

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