Our favorite topless friend getting a divorce

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  • mudflaps
    Banned
    • May 2006
    • 808
    #46
    i have a bf.c login, but only for times like these to view the carnage of that forum.

    for the record, I would stick it in her butt and take a pee.

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      • Ryan Stewart
        I Love Miatas
        • Oct 2003
        • 8978
        #47
        Meh, I give this thread a 6. Get some "post-ops" in here and we have a level 9 Springer goin on.
        Im now E30less.
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          • Charlie
            kid tested, administrator approved
            • Oct 2003
            • 6686
            #48
            Originally posted by LINUS
            First, I don't think that I'd personally admit to any carnal knowledge of Kate, you might want to rethink that for future situations.
            Oh come on.

            Nice ass, thick skin, into girls and a little bit nuts. She'd sounds fun.

            But that's me.

            -Charlie
            Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
            '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
            FYYFF

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502
                #49
                Just because there is a village bike, does not mean you have to openly admit you have ridden it.

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                  • LINUS
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 2422
                    #50
                    Originally posted by Charlie
                    Oh come on.

                    Nice ass, thick skin, into girls and a little bit nuts. She'd sounds fun.

                    But that's me.

                    -Charlie
                    THose are the kind of girls to meet in Vegas & leave it all there. Not the kind to live in the same town with & find them going all psychopath when you are done with them.

                    I try to keep life super simple that way though. It's loosely like that whole "don't shit where you eat" mentality. I don't need crazy chicks with a grudge towards me in my small town. You run into everyone here.

                    It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                      • psloan
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 9815
                        #51
                        I wonder how this guy feels.
                        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                          • delatlanta1281
                            Dart Master
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 10317
                            #52
                            What guy???
                            Yours truly,
                            Rich
                            sigpic
                            Originally posted by Rigmaster
                            you kids get off my lawn.....

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                              • psloan
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 9815
                                #53
                                her ex husband who got left for a lesbo 4 months after he got married
                                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                  • mudflaps
                                    Banned
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 808
                                    #54
                                    he probably feels like driving her e34 off niagra falls.

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                                      • psloan
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 9815
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by mudflaps
                                        he probably feels like driving her e34 off niagra falls.
                                        He's probably trying to work his way into a 3 way. Gotta look at the bright side of life.
                                        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                          • Farbin Kaiber
                                            Lil' Puppet
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 29502
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by mudflaps
                                            he probably feels like driving her e34 off niagra falls.

                                            Is that what happened to the 4th headlight on that e34?

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                                              • StereoInstaller1
                                                GAS
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 22679
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by mudflaps
                                                he probably feels like driving her e34 off niagra falls.
                                                with her in the trunk?

                                                Closing SOON!
                                                "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                                                Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                                                Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                                                  • mudflaps
                                                    Banned
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 808
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                                                    with her in the trunk?

                                                    roger that shit.

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                                                      • Fidhle007
                                                        I can fly, motherfucker
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 7209
                                                        #59
                                                        It's ok, she's coming in for a brake job tomorrow. For the right price I'll happily "forget" to connect something critical. Let's start a fund here, I'll use it to install a hidden camera and post the footage on youtube, the remainder will be donated to her ex-husband so he can throw a massive party.

                                                        And psloan, that image is copyrighted, FYI. I'm only using it by permission of advertising firm that owns it, and I'm sure I've overstepped those bounds already. But hey, what the fuck are they gonna do? I can fly, Motherfucker.
                                                        '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                                                        '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

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                                                        Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

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                                                          • e30prideTN
                                                            E30 Addict
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 442
                                                            #60
                                                            Thanks guys...now you have me searching her posts on bf.c. This thread better deliver.

                                                            Pulled from good ol' bf.c:
                                                            However "bi" doesn't mean she won't be a good wife. I'm married, very happliy, and I'm Bi. It doesn't change anything.

                                                            Here's a a good mental image for ya... "My hubby always finishes... only once or twice have I actually left him blue...

                                                            When he picks the right angle ... I've hit double digits a couple times-no joke... he usually makes sure I'm done before he finishes... not always, but it's great sex either way, so if I don't every time, it doesn't bother me"

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