Our favorite topless friend getting a divorce

[delatlanta1281]

Yeah, I know him pretty well, this whole fiasco has been a bit of a bonding experience for us. I suppose now he and I have to hook up just to complete the circle of debauchery....

Fiddle, what in the hell is wrong with you?

[Turf1600]

Fiddle, what in the hell is wrong with you?

x2 - Drunk again?

[Fidhle007]

Fiddle, what in the hell is wrong with you?

Where should I start?

x2 - Drunk again?

I'm at work at the shop, so I'll say, uh ...no... *hiccup*

[Funkmasta]

Where should I start?




I'm at work at the shop, so I'll say, uh ...no... *hiccup*

well, make it stop.

[Fidhle007]

Sorry, Joe.

Seriously though, I can't think about any of Kate525i's latest escapades without hearing Dueling Banjos faintly in the background. Latest word is she's selling the E34 to buy a Chevy Colorado. That one actually caught me by surprise, I would have bet money it was going to be a Subaru Forester.

[AndrewBird]

Hmmm... It looks like fun. I want to be a lesbian too.

Better start licking carpet!

"I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!"

I was just thinking, the only thing that could make this thread any better would be to find out that she is also Sandyeggogirl.

[Fidhle007]

I want to be a lesbian too.

Careful, Eddie Izzard calls himself a male lesbian and funny though he may be, he still where's dresses...

[Teaguer]

Careful, Eddie Izzard calls himself a male lesbian and funny though he may be, he still where's dresses...

At least he doesn't play the fiddle .

[Jparkr]

No. No. No. The short end of the "stick" was our friend Fiddle's. With the butch dyke, there's no "stick" at all.

Seriously, if my ex would turn dyke after leaving me, I would doubt my "manhood". Isn't that a bit insulting? But hey, as long as I can watch and jump in the game. I am allright...

No way man. If you fuck up your girlfriend/wife so bad that they cant be with another man. Then mission accomplished! lol

[Fidhle007]

At least he doesn't play the fiddle .

Touché my friend, touché indeed.


































Fuck you. :D

[Fidhle007]

So, who wants to hazard a guess on when Kate starts dating a dude again? We could get a little pool going.

[rwh11385]

I wonder if the "scissor" might be only a man's fantasy. I am pretty sure that women better know how to please each other.

Yeah, but heteros still "dry hump" sometimes. Two smooth wet ends might be actually good for both parties.
plus, just add a double-sided dildo FTW. a lucky man's face under if you hire classless strippers

Seriously - you can't write shit better than this.

well, we can agree on something...

[bev]

Quixotic4Elir: I thought the one with a cig was a guy.

[Fidhle007]

I showed these pictures to one of my friends who's met Kate, and after the horrified expression finally disappeared he laughed and offered this little pearl of wisdom: "She looks like a dude. No wait, she's ugly even for a dude."

[Turf1600]

So, who wants to hazard a guess on when Kate starts dating a dude again? We could get a little pool going.

3 months - black guy.