Our favorite topless friend getting a divorce

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*registers surprise that this thread still lives*

[Raxe]

I wonder what lesbians do that man can't.

Am I the only one who read that as "LESBIAN SEX LOL"? teehee

[trent]

This is one of the real reasons i miss r3v and all you shittalkers.

[Fidhle007]

This is one of the real reasons i miss r3v and all you shittalkers.

Yeah man, you've missed all the good stuff!

[Massive Lee]

Nothings feeds a guy's imagination like the "L" word... No wonder this thread is so popular.

[Jand3rson]

Nothings feeds a guy's imagination like the "L" word... No wonder this thread is so popular.

I have always thought that t-shirt is so fucking stupid. Why would they care about you, dipped in chocolate or not?

[Fidhle007]

Yeah, once the chocolate is gone they're just going to ignore you and focus on themselves.

[Ray Smoodiver]

From her myspace:

01. How old were you when you came "out"?
I figured it out when I was 13, was outed the same year, and went to a new school the next year and "officially" came out at 15..... but every time i meet someone new i'm coming out all over again, so.....

02. How old were you when you had your 1st GF?
16

03. Do you consider yourself Butch or Femme.?
Femme with a lil tomboy flair

04. Do you have short, medium, or long hair?
long, very.....

05. Do you wear make-up?
yep

06. Do you wear men's or women's clothes?
womens

07. Do you wear cologne, or perfume?
perfume

08. Do you carry a wallet, or a purse, etc.?
purse

09. Do you own any clothing that is pink?
plenty!

10. Do you carry a pocket knife?
nope

11. Do you know how to cook?
yes

12. Do you like flowers?
yes

13. Do you enjoy shopping?
of course!

14. Do you wear a bathing suit, or a t-shirt & swimming trunks?
bikinis usually.... and when i'm feeling fat or very un-femme, i have a pair of trunks to cover my thighs

15. Do you enjoy watching romantic love stories?
oh yes

16. Has anyone ever mistaken you for being a man?
no

17. Are/Were you a Drag King?
nope

18. If so, what is/was your name?...
N/A

19. Have you ever considered having a sex change & becoming a man?
no way in hell.... i love being female!

20. Are you into sports?
was alot more in middle school

21. Which sports do you prefer?
to watch: baseball.... to play: volleyball

22. Do you hunt or fish?
neither..... but my girl is taking me hunting sometime

23. Who's your favorite well-known lesbian?
Ellen!

24. Who's your favorite well-known lesbian singer?
Melissa Etheridge

25. What is your favorite lesbian movie?
If These Walls Could Talk 2

26. Do you ever wear a hat?
sometimes

28. Do you consider yourself a "giver" or a "taker"?
both.... have to play fair

29. Do you own any high heels?
too many according to stacie... lol

30. How about a dress or skirt?
yeah, a couple

31. What about a tux?
nope

32. Do you own anything with the Rainbow on it?
just a couple.... LOL okay.... alot

33. How often do you go to gay clubs?
not as often as I'd like

34. Ever hit on a stranger not knowing her sexuality?
a couple times when i was a bit younger and fucking fearless

35. Ever wore anything to make your chest flat, so you could look like a male?
no

36. Do you have your tongue pierced?
used to....

38. So, who is your main celebrity crush right now?
Angelina's destroyed her gorgeous curves so...... and besides, i don't need a celeb crush... I'm in love with the most amazing woman I've ever met....

39. Who's your favorite character off of The L Word?
Shane

40. Do you have a deep, medium, or high voice?
medium

41. Do you have any gay pride tattoo's?
not yet, but there's one i want to get on my back

42. Ever been to a Gay Pride Parade?
not yet, but my girl's taking me this year!

43. Do you think homosexuals will ever be able to legally marry?
yes.... it's not marriage by word in this state, but the law is the same! and I have every intention of that law in the *near* future

44. Do you believe you were born a lesbian/bisexual, or was it your choice?
lesbian by birth.... FABULOUS by choice!!!!

[Desaevious]

That may be a bit wierd looking her myspace up for that info. That aside, thats freakin hilarious and if she knew she was a lesbian since she was a teenager why the hell would she have serious relationships with guys and even 1 failed marriage? Oh, I'm forgetting she's a psycho.

[Jand3rson]

You don't have to look it up. If she's on your friends list, and she posts it as a bulletin, it's pretty much public.

But yeah, that whole shit about knowing she was a lesbian since she was 13 is horseshit. Then why did she marry a guy?

[Fidhle007]

[Fidhle007]

You don't have to look it up. If she's on your friends list, and she posts it as a bulletin, it's pretty much public.

But yeah, that whole shit about knowing she was a lesbian since she was 13 is horseshit. Then why did she marry a guy?

Not that I'm proud to admit it, but I've certainly done things with her that any dyed-in-the-wool lesbian would shudder to think about...

[Ryan Stewart]

That may be a bit wierd looking her myspace up for that info. That aside, thats freakin hilarious and if she knew she was a lesbian since she was a teenager why the hell would she have serious relationships with guys and even 1 failed marriage? Oh, I'm forgetting she's a psycho.

People try to live the normal life. I know a few gay guys who have kids and ex-wives.

[delatlanta1281]

:cough:
BLUNT
:cough:

[Fidhle007]

One of my sources has confirmed that she once again is engaged...