Vcard Thread

[155///MPH]

Waiting until I get married....

I'm waiting till he gets married.

[boom-monkey]

17, bathroom of pool and friends subdivision, shitfaced.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.

I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.

Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)

She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).

Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.


The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.

I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.

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[Wishno87]

15, exgirlfriend on her moms bed

[speedhop]

16 with an ex of mine. It wasn't awkward...opened my world :)

[imsotyerred]

Were at a party, as we pulled up in the car, she bent at the waist, and was wearing a white mini skirt, the headlights caught her perfectly.

I said to all in the car that I was going to tag that, much to everyone's amusement.

Later in the party, (i've been taking the piss out of her all night), people are leaving, I decide to stay, and my mates throw me a condom, from a moving car (smoooth boys!)

She asks me for some gum, i go to get her some, she grabs me and says, not I want YOUR piece, and kisses me hard (proof that girls love assholes).

Anyways, we're fooling around on a bed somewhere in the house, and the girl whose house it is has a pair of kittens that weren't conduscive to rooting, that and the fact that I lost the condom, so i get blown a few times, and she drops me back at home in the morning.


The next day she asks me if I want to come to a party at her place, I say sure. I get there after dropping my parents at the airport, and she is standing at the door in lingerie. I ask where everyone is, and she simply says that they've had to cancel and its just her and I. Gulp.

I go down on her, we 69, we have sex, she finds out its my first time, she turns into an amazing teacher, and we have sex everyday for the next 2 weeks. it was a real learning experience for sure.

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you should make a movie out of that story. it's a great 'highschooler looking for love in all the wrong places' story.

you'll get an emmy ;)

[Yakinho]

16, with a 21 year old dominican chick I met in the airport, her flight got cancelled, called me up, had a good time, 6 times in 4 hours in a downtown DC suite. Then she found out I was 16 heh

[sticksdaman]

if thats true then im PRETTY sure you won this unspoken competition^

[slowpoke6]

13 in my then gf's basement with her lil sis listening at the door. kinda creepy. was like a monkey fucking a football

[hugh jass]

15, in the back seat of my 16 yo gf's 68 Ford Galaxie

[Turf1600]

13 in my then gf's basement with her lil sis listening at the door. kinda creepy. was like a monkey fucking a football

[Yakinho]

if thats true then im PRETTY sure you won this unspoken competition^

Everything went my way that month, found 300 dollars on the walk to school, found a razr phone in an unopened box (hot shit then), then we had a week off due to snow, and because there were no regular rooms left in the hotel, they gave the girl regular fare for a suite. Next month kinda sucked though, but I've been changing the subject of age and boning older chicks ever since:)

[der affe]

you lost your v-card 4 times? damn...nice.

i was on a roll!!! and have been doing my best not to slow down!!

[golde30]

18, with a 24yo japanese student...i was shitty drunk, i think she raped me. it was great. LOL

[CorvallisBMW]

I can't believe I didn't get any smart-ass comments about me losing it in the back seat of my E30 :)