People Watching

[imsotyerred]

Horrible story coming.

It was a good day, nice and warm out, nice temperature to put the muffler on my dirty30. I just finished consuming my Breaded Chicken Sub. So naturally I need a beer, went to the pub, grabbed a pint of the finest Canadian beer on tap. Walked into the game room and started playing some jitz (Fooseball).

After getting warmed up after a couple games or so and I notice something odd, 2 girls walk in, now this isn't a regular thing, I mean girls walk in all the time, but not like these, they were stacked, nice ass's and all around gorgeous. My friend turns to me and say "Mascots haha". I chuckled along, and brushed it off. Then... it happened.. slow motion, one of them looked around the room, pointed at me and walked over, struttin her shit. And then SLAM... I blacked out, when I came around there were 2 quarters on the table. A challenge! My friend and I was like oh shit this is going to be a easy one.

The game begins, ball is tossed in pass it around back and forth a couple times, front back, we lose posession then I feel a jerk on the table then a BANG, they scored. My friend and I laugh, "fluke" we both say. Ball drops in again, it happens, again..... 8 more times. we lose 9-0, bitches got a shut out.
We say good game, ask for our balls back and politely leave the room.

It was a sad day for men. They walked by us while we were in the pub drinking out miseries away, gave us a glance with a little smirk and a hair flip. Bitches rubbing it in, we'll get em again.

that's almost like girls being really really good at guitar hero, but cool

[SamE30e]

I think I should become a writer. I write epic shit!

Oh man, more people watching tomorrow, I'm keeping this shit alive.

[SamE30e]

So, instead of chatting up some "gorgeous" chicks, you'd rather drink beer? What the fuck is wrong with you? Get back in there and focus. You're missing the whole point of school.

Sheesh, kids these days.

Man! After that display!? I have a hard time with girls to begin with. I was at a bar and I wanted to talk to some girl I was too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles so my friend went and did it when I told him not to. Turns out this chick is awesome, drives a h22 civic and is bangin.

[E30nate]

He does. A fucking bat shit insane fast one. No bullshit.

those trucks are pretty fast anyway. RC's are fuckin awesome. mine will do like 60mph on the dirt!

[SamE30e]

Ahhh My new teacher is a lesbian.. But not the hot ones.

Lets get the people watch coming.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

nothin to report from here yet...hicktowns suck, one guy came in wearing a IH hat and shirt, and a guy in the corner took it very offensive, as because he was decked out in all John deer gear. I seriously thought there was going to be a fight because of what tractor company one prefers. Gotta love small town missouri

[E30nate]

nothin to report from here yet...hicktowns suck, one guy came in wearing a IH hat and shirt, and a guy in the corner took it very offensive, as because he was decked out in all John deer gear. I seriously thought there was going to be a fight because of what tractor company one prefers. Gotta love small town missouri

was there about to be a howdown in the hardware store.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

damn near...the sad thing is that my e30 ius a piece that i bought for $100 dollars, but i still occasionally hear "hey man...did you see that someone out there actually drives a BMW". But if you dont drive a jacked up truck, with a dixie horn, gun in the back glass, have at least 3 eeth missin, and chewing, then you dont really fit in around here

[E30nate]

sounds like here. if your not flyin a rebel flag on your big ass truck then your an outcast.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

haha...fuck yea. So there are rednecks in Cali?

[E30nate]

fuckin a. the motto for the small ass hick town where i live is " Georgetown, where men are men and sheep are scared". i fuckin hate it. the only reason i havnt moved are the roads.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

well the scared sheep part would scare the fuck outta me and i would be gone in a heartbeat.


so many people always wanna race me here...cause they think all BMW's must be fast... they are like soo stalkerish

[E30nate]

everyone here just wants to run me over cause i dont have a big dumb truck.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

glad to hear there is someone in this world who experiences near death circumstances every day besides me

[SamE30e]

I love living in the suburbia of Toronto.