Presentation Ideas please

[FredK]

ALWAYS use at least 5 types of transition effects. Diamond and side wipe are panty droppers.

[Turf1600]

Make sure it has embedded midis.

-Charlie

I cut clips from porn and added that in.

[Charlie]

Make sure it has embedded midis.

-Charlie

[FredK]

[Ral]

Use this as your slide background



I'm sure you can work it in there somewhere.

Back to the powerpoint, I've given a lot of presentations like this to various groups of up to 200 20 yr olds, all anxious to get on to something else- the key is to keep it consistent, keep it moving, and NEVER put too much information on one chart. 2-3 bullets per slide, MAX. Oh, and the background comment was good. Use a real background.

[blunttech]

cock and balls in motion

good title.

I used to work in shipping and receiving when I was a kid - and I would hide messages on shipping labels. I would write something in MS paint in the closest shade to white then print it all over the label. I did this for months to pass time and no one ever figured it out. I would write things like moot, void, banana hammock, axe wound. You get the idea. I thought it was kind of funny.

i think we are from the same mold. very few orders go out of here without a cock n balls somewhere on the part or the package.

[Turf1600]

blunt has a fantastic idea, I recommend you put it in motion.

cock and balls in motion

good title.

I used to work in shipping and receiving when I was a kid - and I would hide messages on shipping labels. I would write something in MS paint in the closest shade to white then print it all over the label. I did this for months to pass time and no one ever figured it out. I would write things like moot, void, banana hammock, axe wound. You get the idea. I thought it was kind of funny.

[DarkWing6]

:Insert joke regarding blunts wife telling us how she thinks blunt is always hiding the cock n balls:

lol @ how she has never found it.

[JGood]

pat, i dont know shit about any of this but i think it would be really cool if you could somehow hide a cock n balls in the presentation and then afterwards show us how you did it. i do this all the time but in different circumstances

:Insert joke regarding blunts wife telling us how she thinks blunt is always hiding the cock n balls:


Good idea, nonetheless.

[fretburnr]

blunt has a fantastic idea, I recommend you put it in motion.

[blunttech]

pat, i dont know shit about any of this but i think it would be really cool if you could somehow hide a cock n balls in the presentation and then afterwards show us how you did it. i do this all the time but in different circumstances

[Turf1600]

Point taken on both counts. Last time I learned the material in and out first - then made the presentation around that. I'll just do the same.

thanks

[JGood]

Agreed. My problem actually stems from my last presentation. My portion was very good. My powerpoint was cleanly designed and well executed. I spent many many hours perfecting it. I don't know how much more I can improve - which is why I was trying to find something else.

Why change it? If your audience asked you to come back, they liked what they saw last time. I doubt they saw your potential for spectacular quarterly reports and are trying to bring your best out or something. Although I've never done quarterly reports, we did smaller, weekly reports at my last management position, and consistency was key in the presentation, as nobody is really impressed by excellent presentations - just excellent numbers.

[DarkWing6]

Presentations like this don't have to be edgy. The time of the people you are presenting to is very valuable. Don't waist it with a circuis tent and lions. Give them the facts they are looking for in an easy to understand way. Do this while portraying to them that you know what you are talking about and that the facts you are presenting are true. If you can do that then they will be more than pleased.

[Turf1600]

Only use Powerpint to show the graphs and numbers. All other info is lost and detracts from your presentation.

To spruce up the Powerpoint use the templates thay have for backgrounds instead of just a plain solid colored background. Make sure it is not too busy. Other than that know your shit and tell them. Nothing beats actually knowing and understanding what you are presenting.

Agreed. My problem actually stems from my last presentation. My portion was very good. My powerpoint was cleanly designed and well executed. I spent many many hours perfecting it. I don't know how much more I can improve - which is why I was trying to find something else.