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[MoparJ]

Am I the ONLY person here who's afraid of cockroaches?

Here's a funny fact. I'm 6"8 (202cm) and weigh 300+pounds (140kg).... And the fuckers always run AT you, too.

I once got divebombed by a flying one, motherfucker scared the shit out of me. Not to mention getting one on my towel as I was drying my ass, or one on the ceiling right over my head whilst taking a shower.

Worse one ever, though, was this: I was playing Counterstrike, and the room was pitch black. So this guy throws a flashbang at me, and my screen lights up, and there's a roach on the wall less than a foot away. Needless to say, I didn't enter my room for a good week. :D

I can identify with this whole post. I'm from Florida; they have the biggest bastards I've ever seen. When I was a kid, I pulled back some curtains once and had one fly out and land on my chest. Of course it ran straight up and down into the collar of my shirt; I went insane and ran around the house screaming and tearing my shirt off. I've never been the same since. Most people don't even know those nasty fuckers can FLY.

[Spiff325iS]

Just had a weird dream tonight, and remembered how much I fucking HATE snakes. I like looking at them, but when they get around me, I just freak out. I always have gnarly dreams where I'm at some park/playground and there are like 20 HUGE snakes just roaming around..

[uofom3]

^
that would not be a phobia... that would be a wet dream for Blunt.

[Farbin Kaiber]

i have a very real fear of waking up in the morning and opening my closet door to find it empty of "if its not a straight sex its a gay sex" t shirts

fixed

fixed pt. 2

[blunttech]

i have a very real fear of waking up in the morning and opening my closet door to find it packed full of "if its not a straight six its a gay six " t shirts

[uofom3]

Snakes, but i overcome my fear of them after i use one of these things on them,


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Exactly... I usually encounter them on the golf course... so I use this:

[z31maniac]

Snakes, spiders, bees/wasps (REALLY nasty allergic reaction to being stung) heights and planes.

[Ray Smoodiver]

I have a big fear of winning over England by less than 10 wickets. Oh wait, that won't happen this year.

[Firestorm]

Arachnaphobia, big time. I am fucking TERRIFIED of spiders. I make my wife kill them. And really, it's just about any insects that freak me out.

The funny thing is, half the time, I'm pulling wire under houses for a living.

Josh, you'd loooooooooooooove australia then.

I live in the hills of perth, all bush up here. Was a big juicy motherfucker of a spider living in the back of the e32. Had it parked up in a bit of bush for a while, looked like some ants had moved in and this fucker ate them all. Was basically the size of my fist, one fat biatch, it laughed at me when i hit it with a bit of wood.

[spoolin318i]

Maybe alittle weird,

but I have a phobia about streching rubber bands.

Ive had 2 almost blind me so now whenever I strech them I have to look away. True shit lol.

[Quik325ix]

i love the neuroticism that is r3v

[mtechnik]

Not to mention getting one on my towel as I was drying my a**,

Say wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....

:rofl: :rofl:

[Vlad_318iS]

Galeophobia.

I think the weirdest phobia I've heard of is trypophobia. I've seen it described on the Internet as a fear of holes / organized clusters of holes.

Pictures like these gross me out, because it looks like there's bugs or something living in the flower, but normal holes don't bother me.

you'd love this. :)


sorry, i had too. i almost puked myself.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

I have this fear of large numbers of ants.

Like I'll step on one large patch of ants, slip and fall

and the rest of the ants, all 2 million of them will cover my body, crawl into my lungs and shit and retaliate for my nuking like a 100 of them.

[JasonC]

Snakes, but i overcome my fear of them after i use one of these things on them,


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