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  • VacMan
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    • Apr 2007
    • 2405

    #1

    Wienermobile wipes out. Count the funny lines. I bolded my favorite.

    Wienermobile wipes out
    Famed vehicle spins, crashes on snow-covered Pa. highway; 'hotdoggers' OK.

    February 11, 2008

    MANSFIELD -- Let's be frank: motor vehicle accidents aren't much fun for anyone.

    But when a 27-foot-long tube-steak spins out on a snow-covered highway, it's bound to generate some grins.

    That's what happened Sunday to an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile on Route 15 about two miles south of Mansfield (at least it didn't roll over).

    The growler contained two "hotdoggers" -- driver Emily Volpini, 22, of Lexington, Ky., and Caylen Goudie, 22, of Hinsdale, Ill. Although they didn't relish the experience, they weren't hurt, investigating state Trooper Rex Johnson said.

    "Hotdoggers" are goodwill ambassadors for Kraft Foods and Oscar Mayer. There are 12 of them in the country -- two for each of the six Wienermobiles. They spend a year on the job traveling around the country. Part of their job is to recruit their replacements.

    On Friday and Saturday, Volpini and Goudie and the iconic frankfurter were at Syracuse University, fulfilling the promise to the winner of "A Weekend with the Wienermobile" contest. Sunday morning, the women and the wiener on wheels headed south toward Penn State, where they will try to recruit candidates for the 2008-09 hotdoggers from a stable of Nittany Lion hopefuls.

    Mother Nature intervened, though briefly, at 12:20 p.m., putting the plastic porksicle on the median and out of service.

    "We thought we had come out of the blizzard," Goudie said. "We thought we were through it. Then we hit a patch of ice. The Wienermobile weighs 7,000 pounds, so usually ice and snow isn't much of a problem. It was this time."

    Stuck, Volpini called 911 dispatchers in Wellsboro. Though skeptical at first, they notified state police at Mansfield. As passersby called in the crash on cell phones, the dispatchers became convinced that the barkburger was indeed in hot water.

    Police contacted Dave Kurzejewski of Costy's Truck and Auto Mart, and he showed up in short order with a heavy four-wheel-drive vehicle and some chains. Johnson, the trooper, grilled the women briefly and concluded that a routine and sober spinout was all he had on his plate.

    Kurzejewski hooked up and Emily fired up the highway hot dog, and a few well-timed tugs later, the Wienermobile was back on the highway.

    For Kurzejewski, veteran of hundreds of tows over the years, Sunday's experience was a new one.

    "I've pulled out a lot of vehicles," he said. "But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."

    It was a first for the women, too. They left none the wurst for wear.

    "Usually we try to keep from scratching our buns," Goudie said. "But sometimes, things go wrong."



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  • Shoomakan
    Advanced Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 123

    #2
    HAHAHAHA!!! Good one, although the line right under yours was runner up. :D
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    • Coco Savage
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Sep 2007
      • 1039

      #3
      he said. "But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."
      :rofl:

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      • E30Driv3R
        E30 Enthusiast
        • May 2004
        • 1169

        #4
        I think it is funny how the people are referred to as "Hotdoggers" lol
        Dan Zickel
        1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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        • nkell09
          E30 Addict
          • Jan 2004
          • 575

          #5

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          • craig4ie
            Grease Monkey
            • Sep 2006
            • 359

            #6
            hahahaha

            excellent...
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            • Il Duce
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2004
              • 5015

              #7
              HAHAHAHAH yes... The price is right fail song is on repeat in my head.

              bum-bum-bah-BUMMMMMMM.

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              • JasonC
                Site Manager
                • Aug 2006
                • 14451

                #8
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                1992 BMW 325iC
                1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                • s0urce
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2933

                  #9
                  Time to jack up the wiener
                  tasty

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                  • Ral
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1486

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VacMan

                    "But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."

                    It was a first for the women, too.
                    sigpic89 M3

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                    • blownbrick245
                      E30 Addict
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 499

                      #11
                      "I wrecked my weiner just outside of mansfield!"...

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                      • wayfast
                        Advanced Member
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 178

                        #12
                        Rex Johnson... lol

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