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  • fretburnr
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jan 2005
    • 1496
    #1

    chuck norris eat your heart out

    Steven Seagal has a frickin energy drink.



    That's right. Who's the tough guy now? Plus, it's not just any energy drink. It's an Asian Experience. Which means a lot coming from a hardcore white guy.



    Just check out all the badassness here. It's overwhelming.



    <-- steven seagal face
    Jay
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    • mtechnik
      R3V OG
      • May 2006
      • 6156
      #2
      I'ma have to get me some of that.

      Lightning Bolt would be just too much for cro' coppers like Jani though.



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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587
          #3
          Chuck Norris could think about throwing a roundhouse kick, and it would knock Steven Seagal on his fat ass.

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            • fretburnr
              E30 Fanatic
              • Jan 2005
              • 1496
              #4
              Chuck Norris doesn't deliver an asian experience. He delivers a manly bearded experience.

              But Chuck doesn't have an energy drink! Must be time to fire his agent. And by fire I mean vaporize with his beard.
              Jay

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                • hugh jass
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2220
                  #5
                  2 words:

                  Kelly LeBrock
                  ______________________
                  ex-Chief Operating Officer
                  Blunt Tech Industries
                  West Coast and Pacific Rim

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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587
                      #6
                      Originally posted by hugh jass
                      2 words:

                      Kelly LeBrock
                      3 more words:

                      Twenty years ago.

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                        • VacMan
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 2405
                          #7
                          The graphics on that can crack me up. I need to find some of that locally to pass out before our next spirited drive through the canyons. :up:


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                            • Bimmerista
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 5425
                              #8
                              I'd drink it....but I'm afraid I'd come out with a horrible movie

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                                • Midnight Sun
                                  E30 Addict
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 429
                                  #9
                                  I cant take Seagal serious after Will Sasso.
                                  Originally posted by Teaguer
                                  Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

                                  Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                                    • Bill-B
                                      E30 Fanatic
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 1242
                                      #10
                                      I have actually had a can sitting in my room for over a year now lol. When i worked at dominicks, we found it, so i "acquired" it since we didnt sell it lol. thought it was rare or something, but a good conversation piece haha
                                      Originally posted by NavyE30
                                      I saw Vlad was posting and got excited. Then I saw there weren't any boobs and was sad.

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                                        • z31maniac
                                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 17566
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Midnight Sun
                                          I cant take Seagal serious after Will Sasso.
                                          I find it amazing you were able ever to take him serious.
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                                            • Midnight Sun
                                              E30 Addict
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 429
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by z31maniac
                                              I find it amazing you were able ever to take him serious.
                                              He killed my family.
                                              Originally posted by Teaguer
                                              Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

                                              Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                                                • cferb
                                                  E30 Fanatic
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 1442
                                                  #13
                                                  I meant to buy some of that, I wonder if I can still find it...
                                                  sigpic

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                                                    • stevofthahill
                                                      R3VLimited
                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 2468
                                                      #14
                                                      So is Jean-Claude Van Damme up next? But only if he's reprising his character from Blood Sport.

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                                                        • AndrewBird
                                                          The Mad Scientist
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 11892
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fretburnr
                                                          Chuck Norris doesn't deliver an asian experience. He delivers a manly bearded experience.

                                                          But Chuck doesn't have an energy drink! Must be time to fire his agent. And by fire I mean vaporize with his beard.
                                                          He did do a Mt. Dew commercial though, and it showed him drinking some. Does that count?

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