chuck norris eat your heart out

[fretburnr]

Steven Seagal has a frickin energy drink.



That's right. Who's the tough guy now? Plus, it's not just any energy drink. It's an Asian Experience. Which means a lot coming from a hardcore white guy.



Just check out all the badassness here. It's overwhelming.



<-- steven seagal face

[mtechnik]

I'ma have to get me some of that.

Lightning Bolt would be just too much for cro' coppers like Jani though.

[Jand3rson]

Chuck Norris could think about throwing a roundhouse kick, and it would knock Steven Seagal on his fat ass.

[fretburnr]

Chuck Norris doesn't deliver an asian experience. He delivers a manly bearded experience.

But Chuck doesn't have an energy drink! Must be time to fire his agent. And by fire I mean vaporize with his beard.

[hugh jass]

2 words:

Kelly LeBrock

[Jand3rson]

2 words:

Kelly LeBrock

3 more words:

Twenty years ago.

[VacMan]

The graphics on that can crack me up. I need to find some of that locally to pass out before our next spirited drive through the canyons. :up:

[Bimmerista]

I'd drink it....but I'm afraid I'd come out with a horrible movie

[Midnight Sun]

I cant take Seagal serious after Will Sasso.

[Bill-B]

I have actually had a can sitting in my room for over a year now lol. When i worked at dominicks, we found it, so i "acquired" it since we didnt sell it lol. thought it was rare or something, but a good conversation piece haha

[z31maniac]

I cant take Seagal serious after Will Sasso.

I find it amazing you were able ever to take him serious.

[Midnight Sun]

I find it amazing you were able ever to take him serious.

He killed my family.

[cferb]

I meant to buy some of that, I wonder if I can still find it...

[stevofthahill]

So is Jean-Claude Van Damme up next? But only if he's reprising his character from Blood Sport.

[AndrewBird]

Chuck Norris doesn't deliver an asian experience. He delivers a manly bearded experience.

But Chuck doesn't have an energy drink! Must be time to fire his agent. And by fire I mean vaporize with his beard.

He did do a Mt. Dew commercial though, and it showed him drinking some. Does that count?