What......the...heck !?! Stuck on the crapper.

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  • mtechnik
    R3V OG
    • May 2006
    • 6156

    #1

    What......the...heck !?! Stuck on the crapper.



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  • Turf1600
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2006
    • 9815

    #2
    how did she wipe if she was stuck?
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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    • scabzzzz
      Estado de mierda de encargo
      • Jul 2007
      • 6870

      #3
      Sometimes when I'm reading a magazine and dropping bombs, my legs get all numb and tingly if I sit too long. I can only imagine what it would feel like after 2 years of shitting!

      She must have had a fat ass for the skin to grow around the seat lol

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      • Turf1600
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2006
        • 9815

        #4
        Originally posted by scabzzzz
        Sometimes when I'm reading a magazine and dropping bombs, my legs get all numb and tingly if I sit too long. I can only imagine what it would feel like after 2 years of shitting!

        She must have had a fat ass for the skin to grow around the seat lol
        I don't imagine she got much exercise. Sit and be fit wasn't designed for toilet bound women.
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #5
          I wanted to ralph like a purging bulimic in the bathroom after an old country christmas dinner after I heard that story on the news.

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          • mtechnik
            R3V OG
            • May 2006
            • 6156

            #6
            Yeah I mean it's gross on 3 levels i can think of right now.

            1- Yuck in a toilet for 2 years .....

            2- Skin stuck and bonded to plastic/ceramic seat - no ventliation, sores.
            Ewwwwwww

            3- The guy was just as nasty to let her stay in such a situation after the first 24hrs I mean come on nah.



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            • Turf1600
              R3V OG
              • Nov 2006
              • 9815

              #7
              He didn't get laid for 2 years. At least I hope he didnt!!
              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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              • uofom3
                R3V Elite
                • Jan 2004
                • 5392

                #8
                best quote about it is by the boyfriend:

                "I should have gotten help sooner. I admit that. But after a while, you get used to it."
                PNW Crew
                90 m3
                06 m5

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                • CorvallisBMW
                  Long Schlong Longhammer
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 13039

                  #9
                  wow, only in a trailer park....

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                  • uofom3
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5392

                    #10
                    the shot of the trailer:

                    PNW Crew
                    90 m3
                    06 m5

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                    • bergie_318is
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 680

                      #11
                      hahha weirder shit has happened


                      s50 downunder yo!

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                      • Sean
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 5793

                        #12
                        I read theres nerve damage and she may be bound in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

                        All I can do is laugh. Some people...man.
                        - Sean Hayes

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                        • SamE30e
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 4319

                          #13
                          Originally posted by scabzzzz
                          Sometimes when I'm reading a magazine and dropping bombs, my legs get all numb and tingly if I sit too long. I can only imagine what it would feel like after 2 years of shitting!

                          She must have had a fat ass for the skin to grow around the seat lol

                          LMAO Imagine the toilet seat line.
                          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          • e30Matt
                            R3V Elite
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 5077

                            #14
                            I think the "red ring of doom" from dropping bombs for half an hour is worse than the Xbox 360 one by far.

                            "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                            • SamE30e
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 4319

                              #15
                              Bitch must have had some killer ring sting.
                              1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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