Are you a Chips Ahoy or Oreos guys?

[StereoInstaller1]

OK, all of you fuckers who even LIKE Oreos or fuking gooey ass chips ahoy need to get some fucking taste.

1. Fudgy Grahams, or better still MINT fudgy grahams rock socks.
2. Mothers "Taffy" is the #1 best grocery store cookie, hands fucking down.

If you don't agree with #2, go fuck yourself, and after you wash your hands go get some and try them. You will agree or a fucking lightning bolt WILL smite your ass.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

oreos

FUCK I WANT TO GO BUY SOME NOW

[mtechnik]

oreos

FUCK I WANT TO GO BUY SOME NOW

You go to that! I got some McArthur Vitamin D milk in the fridge chillin for ya :up:

[mtechnik]

2. Mothers "Taffy" is the #1 best grocery store cookie, hands fucking down.

If you don't agree with #2, go fuck yourself, and after you wash your hands go get some and try them. You will agree or a fucking lightning bolt WILL smite your ass.

Coincidentally after you post this I get a pack of cookies from someone.

The Greek brand is called "Mama's Cookies" from Papadopoulos Since 1922 :o:D
Anyone here familiar with this tradional cookie company?

[SpecM]

Of course, this is all beaten out by the good ol' homemade cookies. Micah (SpecM) on here's wife makes some fucking AMAZING homemade chocolate chip cookies. Micah if you read this you'd better bring some to work this week. :)

-Well I'm flattered. She DOES make great cookies yes...

[eric (^__^)]

anybody else dip oreos in peanut butter?

om nom nom nom

[Apex381]

anybody else dip oreos in peanut butter?

om nom nom nom

hahaha NO

Anyone else had them deep fried? They will kill you but its great once a year or so...

[eric (^__^)]

d00d it is so cash you have got to try it

[BigD]

So here is a lesson for everyone.

First off, know the playing field.

There are 45 cookies in a regular bag and 36 in a double stuffed bag. How can you NOT know this one? This is basic stuff! This has been America's most popular cookie since 1912, and many a great man has bulked up on these.

The floral design on the cookie has 12 flowers per side. This is another one that kills me. How can you miss this when you are putting away 45 in one shot?

If every Oreo cookie ever made were stacked on top of each other the pile would reach to the moon and back more than five times. Now if you can’t add a mile or two then you aren’t even in the game. The key is to pound the bag before your brain tells you that you’re full. Some will say this happens in 20 minutes. I say screw that! Try for a PR every time out. This is not max effort stuff here. This is about nailing down the most calories in the shortest time possible.

Rules of the game.

1. Never pull the damn thing apart, and dunking is totally out of the question. I am not even going to discuss why.

2. Use a small glass to drink your milk. A bigger glass will cause too much fluid consumption too fast. This will fill you up before the bag is done.

3. Kill one row right from the start. Just dig in and go. This is easy to do and can be thought of as the warm-up set, the first lap, the first go-around, or whatever you like.

4. Once the first row is done, poor a small glass of milk. Do not drink it. Not yet.

5. Without any delay, start on the next row. With each cookie, pop it in your month and bite it in half (while still in your mouth). Then take a sip of milk. Repeat this for each cookie in the second row. If done correctly, you will run out of milk at the same time that you kill the last cookie in row two.

6. Next, wash your mouth out with water. Do not swallow the water. Rinse and spit just like at the dentist office, except this time you will be spitting black crap all over the bowl. Then repeat #5 for the last row.

7. If you’re good, you should be done in less than seven minutes. I would tell you my record but this involves using the double stuffed kind.

[alpinweiB]

dude fucking double stuff oreos hands down dunked in milk. drop it in, let it soak up the milk and get sort of soft and then om nom nom that shit

[mtechnik]

Some real Oreo afficionados among us here...

anybody else dip oreos in peanut butter?

om nom nom nom

Say wut..? I'd be afraid to try that.

[eric (^__^)]

Say wut..? I'd be afraid to try that.

Evidently you've never smoked Marajuana.

[mtechnik]

Evidently you've never smoked Marajuana.

Ah..so THAT does the trick :p:D