am I going to hell?

[kylebes1]

this thread was a drunken prank by some douche nozzzle friends of mine. it is to be completely disregarded.

[rwh11385]

n00b

[TwoJ's]

There is no such thing as hell.

And are you really asking this here? Really?

[Van Westervelt]

Man up you sissy little bitch. If you dont want her, tell her.

(sidebar) I want my 3 minutes back.

[KenC]

n00b

qft

Whatta you gay?

[smonkbmw]

this will fare better on bimmerforums OT they are more emo over there.

you pay the price when you hit up a coworker. drop it and move on if your questioning that much.

[KenC]

To quote Eminem: "Tag that shit raw then bail, dog!"

[rwh11385]

And are you really asking this here? Really?

+1. although the full detailed story with you including being jerked off is funny that someone is that clueless to post all that on an e30 forum.

do you not have any friends? this is not a rare or new issue. any guy your age (or even younger) should not be a n00b to this.

Girls will feel you are using them for their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. If not, they are either using YOU to feel better about themselves, or lying. A chick's desire for commitment and reassurance will constantly surround you until you die, unless you stick to sluts, and even then sometime they act this way. If she doesn't push commitment and fucks, she may be trying to reel you in - in order to then at some point spring a relationship on you and trap you. But this may end with them hurt and then be cynical by 21. Then they may either be easy in order to fill their emotional void by filling their vagina with cock and they are insane, or don't trust men and give a bunch of drama in order to shack up and are cold to real possibilities of romance.

Tell her to chill out, and avoid pushing her ahead unless you want drama. Things will progress, but she'll want "He's not just in it for my waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles milestones." It will soon come shit or get off the pot time. And her friends will call you to say she likes you and wants to have more fun but doesn't want to lose self-respect by doing it not in a relationship. Ha. Sounds like the case at least.

So a) move slow, then commit b) lie and ruin her for the next guy by having her burnt and hate men c) say you are not into her and try again, throwing away a good opportunity to learn how to deal with women

What are they going to do if you date? Fire you? Who cares you are a fucking server. Watch Waiting, call me in the morning. Just don't take her to dates where you work. (just making sure you knew that, n00b)

[george graves]

lol - someone left their computer logged on with roommates around?

[rwh11385]

lol - someone left their computer logged on with roommates around?

he retracted his lame question of n00bdom:

I have been talking to this girl that is 18 I am 21. She was crazy about me. We work together, she is a hostess and I am a server so we are not supposed to date... it makes it more fun. she still lives at home too and her parents are strict.

Anyway. I have been whoring some for a little while and really was not looking for a girl friend. she thought I was to be her boy friend. I barely know the girl.

Anyway. We sneak some touching and we made out a couple times. In all honesty I just wanted to bang her.

I meet her at her house before work/ before her parents were home. We made out in the driveway for a little while. I was wearing dress pants... she was feeling around for a snake. She ended up jerking me off while we made out, you know how that goes. so after that we made out some more, and i left for work. (side bar: car would not start in her driveway... lose ground on battery.)

I get to work and she txts me and is upset and feeling used. wtf.

Now she is all weird about it. I have dropped several girls with no thought, but I cannot this one.

I don't want a girl friend, but I don't want to hurt her. she likes me enough to want to have sex, but wanted to wait cause she thought there could be more. I should just move on, or what?

I thnk I can answer that on my own with another sidebar. Two girls gave me their numbers at work tonight. I did not ask for either. Just talked to each for a while and they left me with their number and told me to call. One was early in the evening and another later on...

What would you do?

this could be a great thread

[kylebes1]

god damn it

EDIT: I did type this one!

[z31maniac]

Virgins

*sighs*

[Farbin Kaiber]

Heater for the win.

[uofom3]

Heater for the win.

qft.

ibtl.

Locate your cock and tell her to suck it next time. If she doesn't like it, she's a fuckin skank.

[StereoInstaller1]

god damn it

Kyle, you have beeen pwnt.

Keep your computer to yourself. I know you well enough to know that was not you...but that was some funny shit!

Luke