Best April Fools Story: Post them up.

[StereoInstaller1]

OK, just to start this thread off with something kind of macabre:

I get this phone call, back in '98.

My good buddy Jeremy calls and asks "can you come and get me at the hospital" I say haha, very fucking funny, April fools. He says "no, serious, I cut my fingers off and they won't release me to drive, I am on drugs.

Of course, I am like "very funny, furball, April fools" and he says, "No, serious, I need you to come get me".

So, I show up at the hospital to get him, and sure enough, he did cut off a couple of fingers.

Is that fucked up or what?

Luke

[bimmer8604]

I called my parents on april first saying i was in the hospital after being burned. They didn't believe me. So i had the hospital call them. They kinda felt bad.

April 1st sucks.

[ldsbeaker]

Last year, or the year before, I posted a thread about a new ///M8 over on Bimmerwerkz...
April Fool's!! I got so many people...

[homegrone30]

my grandma thought it would be funny to change out my pancake syrup with motor oil

[tabasco]

my uncle was born on 4/1. Seriously. My grandmother always felt bad about having him on that day and made him the biggest birthday cakes.

[StereoInstaller1]

my grandma thought it would be funny to change out my pancake syrup with motor oil

Grandma is correct, that is fucking funny.

[stormspike]

My GF back 5 years ago had an expecting friend pee on a test strip and then she surprised me with it on April 1st. Anyway, nothing like waking up that morning with her showing me a + sign :)

[e30e]

Buddy just called me and told me he broke his arm, I'm like dude april fools is tomorrow....he's like I have 2 plates and 14 screws in my arm....D'OH!

[Erik]

My GF back 5 years ago had an expecting friend pee on a test strip and then she surprised me with it on April 1st. Anyway, nothing like waking up that morning with her showing me a + sign :)

Damn that's a good one...

[TwoJ's]

I'm going to call my mom from a restricted number and tell her that my arraignment is on Wednesday and I need bail money.

[mtechnik]

my grandma thought it would be funny to change out my pancake syrup with motor oil

Your grandmama is the BOMB

[VacMan]

This one time, I posted up on a car forum that I was going to be selling my car. But the kicker was that I was asking like 3x what the car was actually worth! Bahahahahaha...lulz, it was so funny. Seriously, you should have seen it. It was great. Seriously. The best part was, I had no intentions of ever selling it!

Haha, oh man, every time I tell that story I still get tears of laughter in my eyes. I can barely see the screen right now to type this reply. Hahahaha...it was at least 3x...rofl...

[Mystikal]

my grandma thought it would be funny to change out my pancake syrup with motor oil

My GF back 5 years ago had an expecting friend pee on a test strip and then she surprised me with it on April 1st. Anyway, nothing like waking up that morning with her showing me a + sign :)

So much win.

Jay

[Mfever]

This one time, I posted up on a car forum that I was going to be selling my car. But the kicker was that I was asking like 3x what the car was actually worth! Bahahahahaha...lulz, it was so funny. Seriously, you should have seen it. It was great. Seriously. The best part was, I had no intentions of ever selling it!

Haha, oh man, every time I tell that story I still get tears of laughter in my eyes. I can barely see the screen right now to type this reply. Hahahaha...it was at least 3x...rofl...

but really :down::hitler:

[Justin B]

I'm sorry to admit I LoL'ed at that selling-car's thing. =(