Reassuring news for some?

[Mulholland]

it's true, I can lift weights with this right eyebrow man haha, but no, grats on being the first ever forum member to get an accurate read on me at all. Sadly I've got a live in girlfriend, so I don't have to remind her what's up as often as I used to. I mean... I think I lost 3 jobs back when we got together 2 years ago we humped so much, so now it's just a pretty regular thing. You only get those nights describe above when the cute girls upstairs have some guy over who thinks he's a total stud, then it's a competition, and you gotta beat it up to win from downstairs.

hahaha this thread is getting funny

[Addissimo]

one in the pink, one in the stink, mouth on the clit... and I don't ever have to have sex again....

fuck, thats a shitty deal for me... but oh well.

[Mulholland]

one in the pink, one in the stink, mouth on the clit... and I don't ever have to have sex again....

fuck, thats a shitty deal for me... but oh well.

that doesn't even sound like waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles whipped... that sounds like you're somebody's bitch. I think dudes in prison get better deals than that man... you need to renegotiate your contract or something.