Minutes after your morning coffee at work...

[george graves]

When I turned 21 me and my friends would go hang out at some dive bar.

At some point in the night, we would put a $5 bill in the urinal and piss all over it - then leave it there.

We would then watch as some local drunk would pay for his last drink with a wet fiver.

[eric (^__^)]

Good thread guys.

One time I made sloppy joes. The only persons to eat them were me and my roommate. The next day she went home sick from work. Well, my digestive system is a bit heartier than that, and I passed them out the other side later that night.

The trouble was, when nature called, I was downtown having left my car at the house. It was a bit of a walk back, I'm never lazy when it comes to walking places. I made it up the 4th ave bridge, got to the second roundabout.. by this time my bowls were churning like four weasels trapped in a gunny sack. Thankfully there was this little park at the top of the hillside. I dropped my bag of stuff behind a tree and traversed down the embankment like a man possessed. I found a stout ash maple sapling, dropped trau, grabbed hold of the tree, stuck my sorry ass out into space and...


there was a sickening moment before anything happened, followed by a solid ten seconds of torrential shitflow

It was a long walk home.

[dlmrun2002]

I like to leave a double doogan around 5 PM on a Friday and forget to flush. This way when the big boss is the 1st one in Monday AM he gets the gift. Yes the Studio owner I work for is a douchey Mcdouche bag..
dlm

[Eviltwin]

Good thread guys.

One time I made sloppy joes. The only persons to eat them were me and my roommate. The next day she went home sick from work. Well, my digestive system is a bit heartier than that, and I passed them out the other side later that night.

The trouble was, when nature called, I was downtown having left my car at the house. It was a bit of a walk back, I'm never lazy when it comes to walking places. I made it up the 4th ave bridge, got to the second roundabout.. by this time my bowls were churning like four weasels trapped in a gunny sack. Thankfully there was this little park at the top of the hillside. I dropped my bag of stuff behind a tree and traversed down the embankment like a man possessed. I found a stout ash maple sapling, dropped trau, grabbed hold of the tree, stuck my sorry ass out into space and...


there was a sickening moment before anything happened, followed by a solid ten seconds of torrential shitflow

It was a long walk home.

ahhh Comrad, BEEN there aswell!

after my like 2nd or 3rd date with my current gf (been together now 2 yrs) I dropped her off after a dinner at some restaurant...typically my stomach is made of steel, and I can fend off the most threatening 'urgencies'...not this time...

I drove around aimlessly looking for a gas station, yet everything was closed...thankfully I found a elementary school closeby, with a 'dark' playground....needless to say, I waddled like McDonalds employee to some sandy embanqment and let the good times roll...it was a fiery mess.
I had no choice, but to use my undershirt that I was wearing as a 'tool' for 'cleanup' as I didn't want to mess up my pantaloons, orfresh recaros I had in the car.

rest in peace trusty "Ottawa Senators" undershirt...your discoverer musta been pretty pissed when they found a Sens t-shirt mucked up with feces.

[mrsleeve]

I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) Now my stomach on the other hand is made of cast iron. So I have been know to go out for a nice meal and not be the wiser till the evening's cuisien hits the lower reaches of the digestive system that there was indeed an issue with the food. IBS can strike at any moment for any reason. I have gone into the woods fully clothed only to return with no sleeves on my shirt no socks an missing boxers, due to unpreparedness and ill timed intestinal turbulence.

There is a rather large box culvert in the middle of no where south dakota that has an extra deposit in it. I have many "not gonna make it" anticdotes due to this horrible affliction, I would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

[george graves]

I've dated two girls with IBS.

NOT funny on new years eve when you have paid several hundred dollars to get into the hottest club, bought a new suit, new shoes and she "forgets" that she is lactose intolerant a few hours before getting ready....