This is slang: Or, how I learned to stop worring and love the American lexicon

[george graves]

I'll start - this should be good for a few days worth of fun.

Words that only you and friends use - Post the word, followed by it's meaning. Inside jokes welcome, but won't get the greatest laughs unless you can explain them.

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Xerox Subsidy: what you call it when you are making free copies at work.

SHDLC: I invented this one. It's girls around 21-25 that don't want you to know if they are straight or bi(annoying and intriguing at the same time). Usually have very short hair - hence the acronym - or SHORT HAIR DYKEY LESBIAN CHICK- comes in very handy on college campuses.

RTFM: Read the fucking manual.

Audi 5000: What you say when leaving someone or a group of people. It evlolved in so cal if I am correct: I'm out of here > I'm outta here > I'm outtie > I'm Audi > Audi 5000

Those are 4 bad ones - you guys fill in the rest.

[mrsleeve]

I have a shit load for construction work but none of them are funny.

well maybe this one

Bear Shit = A nasty roof tar like sealant for sealing joints of storm sewer pipes.

[rede30]

my friends and I say, "audi 2004 twin turbo" I am not even sure if there was a twin turbo in 2004.

[eric (^__^)]

my and my buddies call cornflakes "shitfucks"

[george graves]

^post whore

[E-Thirty]

^post whore

You tell 'em.

[drift]

"GHETTO" = Grand Theft Auto ;)

"Bowling (Pin)" = RedNeck

[ragged325]

Audi 5000: What you say when leaving someone or a group of people. It evlolved in so cal if I am correct: I'm out of here > I'm outta here > I'm outtie > I'm Audi > Audi 5000

An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.
"I'm Audi 5000". or "I'm Audi".

It was a big deal when a few people ran over their kids and insisted that somehow stepping on the brakes made the car accelerate.

[TwoJ's]

Back in the day, if we were talking around someone who wasn't in the know, my friends and I would refer to drugs as "new tools".

Disclaimer: Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[Raxe]

"Blue Magic" = boss or manager is around.

[Desaevious]

201 - for a health project years ago we had to call the planned parenthood hot line as a project because our teacher was a lazy sack of crap. 201 was the three digit code for masturbation.

[Jand3rson]

Myself and the guys I work with actually have a really funny one, it's Mu-Tang. It came about because one of them has a '65 Mustang that be drove to the job one day (he's trying to sell it), and it's missing the "S" from the Mustang lettering on the back. So I made a joke about how he won't be able to sell it because it's a Chinese knock-off car called a Mu Tang, and now we not only constantly give him shit about it, we work that damn word into everything we possibly can, it's really funny.

[StereoInstaller1]

Does "wheaty fuckers" qualify?

[Dozyproductions]

Gnar Gnar = thats gnarley. Probably one of the worst I've heard to come out of california.

Fuck me a Rainbow = Well, I'll be damned.

[Justin B]

^ ugh... see user title.

I hella didn't choose it. ;) Ok, that was a little bit of a stretch.