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  • M42Technik
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2003
    • 9781

    #1

    Are all E46 owners like this?

    "This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous."



    http://www.autoblog.com/2008/05/21/w...ou-say-part-2/
    Reminiscing...
  • Julien
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2004
    • 7471

    #2
    yes
    Build Threads:
    Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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    • M42Technik
      R3V OG
      • Dec 2003
      • 9781

      #3
      Originally posted by Julien
      yes
      The goldmine is in the autotrader link...since you need a hint Frenchy. :-P

      EDIT:
      "2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18" wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax).

      This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."
      First person to get an e-mail back wins.
      Reminiscing...

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      • turboeta
        E30 Addict
        • Aug 2007
        • 571

        #4
        Pretty much on par for Scottsdale,AZ

        635csi Euro/Alpina B7S

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        • FredK
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 14739

          #5
          for the lazy,

          Edit: I originally copied the ad here but Cuban Dan beat me to the punch. I will go beseech my master to perform ritual suicide nao.

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          • M42Technik
            R3V OG
            • Dec 2003
            • 9781

            #6
            Originally posted by FredK
            for the lazy,
            Too damn slow. BOOYAH.
            Reminiscing...

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            • Dave
              E30 RAT
              • Nov 2003
              • 11675

              #7
              I think he is a power seller with LLUKE!
              Current Cars
              2014 M235i
              2009 R56 Cooper S
              1998 M3
              1997 M3

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              • FredK
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 14739

                #8
                Originally posted by M42Technik
                Too damn slow. BOOYAH.
                u 2 cool 4 scool.

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                • Raxe
                  R3V Elite
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5346

                  #9
                  He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.


                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                  • M42Technik
                    R3V OG
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 9781

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Raxe
                    He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.
                    Ruin it for everyone why don'tcha. Still funny.

                    Okay I'm out back to work.
                    Reminiscing...

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                    • Massive Lee
                      R3V OG
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 6782

                      #11
                      Emailed him.

                      “If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com

                      Okay then. I am interested to be a Jedi Pimp and be just like you. Tell me how to.

                      TIA

                      Lee


                      And got this reply.

                      Hello,

                      Due to the enormous amount of email I have gotten I had to use this
                      auto-reply. If you got the joke, than congratulations and thank you.
                      If you really thought the ad was serious than you are extremely
                      gullible and should probably shoot yourself in the face.



                      Stay Alpha!
                      Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

                      massivebrakes.com

                      http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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                      • M42Technik
                        R3V OG
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 9781

                        #12
                        Ahahaha! Nice.
                        Reminiscing...

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                        • s0urce
                          R3VLimited
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 2933

                          #13
                          That shit is pretty funny. Smart way to get lots of leads.
                          tasty

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                          • damith
                            E30 Addict
                            • May 2006
                            • 422

                            #14
                            Regardless of what he worte, he's getting the publicity alright.
                            [All the Bronzit haters]

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                            • Tree18is
                              R3VLimited
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2703

                              #15
                              yup

                              Originally posted by Raxe
                              He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.

                              yup!

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