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    #2
    yes
    Build Threads:
    Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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      #3
      Originally posted by Julien View Post
      yes
      The goldmine is in the autotrader link...since you need a hint Frenchy. :-P

      EDIT:
      "2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18" wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax).

      This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)."
      First person to get an e-mail back wins.
      Reminiscing...

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        #4
        Pretty much on par for Scottsdale,AZ

        635csi Euro/Alpina B7S

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          #5
          for the lazy,

          Edit: I originally copied the ad here but Cuban Dan beat me to the punch. I will go beseech my master to perform ritual suicide nao.

          Originally posted by whysimon
          WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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            #6
            Originally posted by FredK View Post
            for the lazy,
            Too damn slow. BOOYAH.
            Reminiscing...

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              #7
              I think he is a power seller with LLUKE!
              Current Cars
              2014 M235i
              2009 R56 Cooper S
              1998 M3
              1997 M3

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                #8
                Originally posted by M42Technik View Post
                Too damn slow. BOOYAH.
                u 2 cool 4 scool.

                Originally posted by whysimon
                WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                  #9
                  He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.


                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                    He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.
                    Ruin it for everyone why don'tcha. Still funny.

                    Okay I'm out back to work.
                    Reminiscing...

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                      #11
                      Emailed him.

                      “If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com

                      Okay then. I am interested to be a Jedi Pimp and be just like you. Tell me how to.

                      TIA

                      Lee


                      And got this reply.

                      Hello,

                      Due to the enormous amount of email I have gotten I had to use this
                      auto-reply. If you got the joke, than congratulations and thank you.
                      If you really thought the ad was serious than you are extremely
                      gullible and should probably shoot yourself in the face.



                      Stay Alpha!
                      Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

                      massivebrakes.com

                      http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056





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                        #12
                        Ahahaha! Nice.
                        Reminiscing...

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                          #13
                          That shit is pretty funny. Smart way to get lots of leads.
                          tasty

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                            #14
                            Regardless of what he worte, he's getting the publicity alright.
                            [All the Bronzit haters]

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                              #15
                              yup

                              Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                              He's pretending to be Brucie from GTA4.

                              yup!

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