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  • (:Jordan:)
    Advanced Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 159
    #1

    Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html
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    • Mastrcruse
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2005
      • 5340
      #2
      and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

      You could have picked nicer cars to have sex with. This is like banging the 50 yr old fat chick..its just not hot in anyones eyes.

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        • backtrail69
          R3V Elite
          • Jul 2005
          • 4471
          #3
          "I am not sick"... yea fucking right! That guy is a nutjob!
          :: PNW Crew ::
          '87 325 4dr, '74 2002

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            • Midnight Sun
              E30 Addict
              • Jan 2007
              • 429
              #4
              http://youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI
              Originally posted by Teaguer
              Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

              Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                • h0lmes
                  #5
                  Lol and hes from WA.

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                    • jflip2002
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4377
                      #6
                      There are several cars in this site where I would jack off on the hood... but thats where I draw the line =\
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                        • Raxe
                          R3V Elite
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5346
                          #7
                          How exactly do you have physical sex with a car?

                          >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                            • T3rd Ferguson
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 3076
                              #8
                              where does his wiener go?
                              1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                              1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                              1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                              1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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                                • Danny
                                  Moderator
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 14217
                                  #9
                                  Exhaust pipe?

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                                    • h0lmes
                                      #10

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                                        • thull
                                          Advanced Member
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 191
                                          #11
                                          ^ lol I was wondering how long that would take to show up
                                          Brian
                                          89 M3 2.5 - 91 318iS - 91 325iX - 06 X5 4.8iS - 03 525i Touring - Some 91 850s, and a few parts cars...

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                                            • hendrixvodu
                                              R3VLimited
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 2514
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Midnight Sun
                                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI



                                              LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one!
                                              -His-
                                              87 e30 325i
                                              87 e24 m6
                                              05 e83 x3
                                              94 e32 740i 5spd
                                              -Hers-
                                              89 e30 325i
                                              18 f48 x1

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                                                • AndrewBird
                                                  The Mad Scientist
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 11892
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by T3rd Ferguson
                                                  where does his wiener go?
                                                  My thoughts exactly.

                                                  Since he does it to a lot of other peoples cars, it must be somewhere on the outside because I don't think most people would let him do the deed in the car.

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                                                    • ditchdigger
                                                      Wrencher
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 238
                                                      #14
                                                      Reminds me of this kids in the hall sketch

                                                      http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag

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                                                        • BingM3
                                                          E30 Modder
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 863
                                                          #15
                                                          BLUNT is busted, finally...we have closure:)

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