How to get rid of a one night stand

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  • StereoInstaller1
    GAS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22679

    #1

    How to get rid of a one night stand


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  • ColdAccord
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 5926

    #2
    dude I know a girl who has one of those

    she uses it to pee in the woods
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    • e30s52
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2007
      • 5235

      #3
      lol better idea. take some money and tape it to thier head saying cab fair lol

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      • Van Westervelt
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 9365

        #4
        What is it with you, chicks, and penis' Luke?! Good one though! I was hoping it was for guys tho. :P
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        • kylebes1
          R3VLimited
          • May 2004
          • 2804

          #5
          HAHa

          Though I was hoping for something I could use to loose the one-nighters...

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          • PiercedE30
            R3V Elite
            • Apr 2005
            • 4220

            #6
            Well, if you're in Luke's situation, your one-night stands have penis's so this works well.
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            • RedHoodRidah
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Feb 2006
              • 1096

              #7
              Whos in charge of the group buys around here?
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              • andyman2487
                Grease Monkey
                • Apr 2007
                • 361

                #8
                Haha, great ad. Bangin' chick too.

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                • Borat
                  E30 Addict
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 494

                  #9
                  Good one I heard was to take a chick back to your place, if shes still there in the morning just tell her "Thanks for taking me back to your place," she's gonna reply something along the lines of "this isn't my place," at which you you pretend to freak out and jump out the window or run out the house (then hide round the back). Chances our she'll get the fuck out of there quick as too. then you can wander back in.

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                  • Jean
                    Moderator
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 18228

                    #10
                    Comedy
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