How to convert a liberal child into a republican

[pbr87]

saw this on another site. Found it somewhat amusing




I'm reminded of the time that Catherine, one of my son's friends when he was little, told me that she wanted to be President one day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give new houses to all the homeless people. Then they would have a place of their own to live'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $15 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $15 dollars to use for a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can pay him the $15 dollars.'


I smiled and said: welcome to the Republican Party!!!

[s0urce]

Hahahaha

[scabzzzz]

lol

Forwarded several times, thanks.

[equate975]

haha thats good, and so true.

[mrsleeve]

very true

[Farbin Kaiber]

comedic gold.

[StereoInstaller1]

So where is the little girl now?

[netcsk]

So where is the little girl now?

Doing porn.

[h0lmes]

It took me almost 20 years to figure that out for myself.

[Aptyp]

parents must have loved it.

Although keeping people employed hasn't been a republican thing lately, but still very funny.

McCain 08

[ditchdigger]

I smiled and said: welcome to the Republican Party!!!

Actually that should be the Libertarian party. If it was muddled in with a whole bunch of religion then it would be the republicans

[h0lmes]

Actually that should be the Libertarian party. If it was muddled in with a whole bunch of religion then it would be the republicans

no

[dkbmxer002]

heard it before, but still classic.

[joshh]

+1

This is an example of REAL Republicans, not what we have now.

[Charlie]

Actually that should be the Libertarian party. If it was muddled in with a whole bunch of religion then it would be the republicans

No, the libertarian example would be the little girl sitting alone in her mom's basement, comparing the size of her tinfoil hat to the other Paultards on her messageboards. When asked how the homeless guy would manage to land the job with no education, clothing, living arrangements, she'd mumble something about the Jews and create another youtube video.

-Charlie