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  • Pinepig
    E30 Mastermind
    • Sep 2007
    • 1811

    #1

    How to speak Democrat




  • Vedubin01
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2006
    • 5852

    #2
    Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • mrsleeve
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Mar 2005
      • 16385

      #3
      wow a congress critter from MI that is kinda smart.

      I was laughing my ass off.
      Originally posted by Fusion
      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
      The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


      The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
      William Pitt-

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      • netcsk
        E30 Mastermind
        • Apr 2004
        • 1609

        #4
        holy fork that is hilarious.

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        • joshh
          R3V OG
          • Aug 2004
          • 6195

          #5


          He's got them nailed.

          Hey what ever happened to to when the Democrats took over congress that they were going to end the war and bring the boys home?? (no you don't have to try to actually answer this).
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          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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          • atomic
            R3V Elite
            • Jun 2007
            • 5691

            #6
            Originally posted by Pinepig


            That was fucking hilarious !!



            Originally posted by joshh


            He's got them nailed.

            Hey what ever happened to to when the Democrats took over congress that they were going to end the war and bring the boys home and lower gas prices?? (no you don't have to try to actually answer this).

            Added a little something to that since that was the other biggest thing they ran on the issues a few years back. And to think that gas has doubled since then and will likely double or more under their thumb in the next few years as well if in majority rule.

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            • Aptyp
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2008
              • 6584

              #7
              WTF, this is not funny, not creative. I mean, this is like reading fortune cookies and adding "in bed" at the end. The are much funnier democrat stuff out there. This makes republicans look square and bitter. What happened to charismatic republicans?

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              • Pinepig
                E30 Mastermind
                • Sep 2007
                • 1811

                #8
                Originally posted by Aptyp
                WTF, this is not funny, not creative. I mean, this is like reading fortune cookies and adding "in bed" at the end. The are much funnier democrat stuff out there. This makes republicans look square and bitter. What happened to charismatic republicans?
                Please post Youtube links if you know of any good stuff done on the floor in the House, it's the best shit I've ever seen

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                • Aptyp
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6584

                  #9




                  just to start.

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                  • Pinepig
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 1811

                    #10
                    I liked the Bob Hope one, but this guy had the balls to do this in session at in the HOR. Just DAMN.

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                    • Aptyp
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6584

                      #11
                      Umm, in HOP anything goes, you should watch C-Span more often, sometime i can't believe the kind of shit comes up. Every weirdo has a say. Kusinich (not electable for his name alone), went talked about Bush impeachment until most of the HOP walked out on him. Crazy shit happens there.

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                      • mrsleeve
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 16385

                        #12
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                        you watch that much C-spam??????????????????????
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                        • smonkbmw
                          Professor
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 4549

                          #13
                          Originally posted by joshh
                          Hey what ever happened to to when the Democrats took over congress that they were going to end the war and bring the boys home?? (no you don't have to try to actually answer this).
                          didnt bush veto every thing that has been proposed by the democrat led house?

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                          • speedhop
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 1509

                            #14
                            hahahahaha. I love it...."OUCH"
                            www.ryanwhopkins.com

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                            • equate975
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3382

                              #15
                              haha that was great, I liked it.

                              Edit:

                              Like political mad-libs but true!
                              Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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