The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[Chachi]

best feeling: the perfect female ass.

worst feeling: kicking a soccer ball with a toothpick under your big toe nail.

[SamE30e]

Suck my cone!!!

that might work

[Desaevious]

Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?

Haha well one day she asked me if she I'd run into other acronyms "BMW" stood for on these forums and that was one of them. She thought it was funny haha. Although that would be creepy if commanded.

[TwoJ's]

The best for me was free fall from 14,000 ft.

The worst was when the dude pulled the chute and it was fucking tangled and we started spinning uncontrollably.

Best: Saying "Blow My Weiner" in the E30 and having your woman actually make it happen.

Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?

[atomic]

Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

Worst feeling ever: Blue balls.

Lovemy318 aka E30slut ? ? ?

[delatlanta1281]

Best: Sticking it to your mom
Worst: Knowing you're tugging along in the corner.

[der affe]

BEST FEELING....last Friday morning before work, finally having legal tags on my car after months of failing emissions by registering it up north to avoid the fucking tests AND transferring my vanity plates to the E30.....$123.00 for everything for 2 years!!!

WORST FEELING....on the way home from work "what is that coming out of the hood...shit STEAM, the water temp is at half!!" (all of this 1 mile from work and many miles from home! ) blowing a heater/coolant hose, waiting 1.5 hours for the tow truck at a gas station and getting home at 10 with no working car on a Friday night

[kowalski]

Best feeling: I'm not as fucked up as samE30e.

Worst feeling: Having a backed up shower drain after "mashing that shit down the drain."

[SamE30e]

Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

Worst feeling ever: Blue balls.

[JAM]

q-tiping your ears is wonderful

best- hammering the shit out of your e30/ blowing your wad on her face/ feeling her cum while you suck on her tittys and fuck her with a vibrator (that was fucked, sorry guys)

worst- drinking too much at the beach, passing out belly down and waking up to a scorching sunburn on your legs, trying to walk for the next 2 days

[SamE30e]

Worst: Hitting black ice, and realizing you're fucked because there's a snowbank 20 feet away and you're doing 30kmh and not slowing down at all!

[Raxe]

Best: The right road, right weather, right time and right song in the E30.

Worst: Hitting stuff with cars. Instant dry mouth FTL.

[Restoman]

Best: filling that cum dumpster of a cougar with my load.
Worst part of best: knowing I wasn't the first to do that and it was stupid.

Worst: being arrested
Best part of worst: getting off scott free.

[SamE30e]

I have damn near gotten orgasms JUST from Q-Tipping my ears!

Yea so the simultaneous blow job will make you blow the bitches head off!

[Jand3rson]

Best feeling: Getting a blow job while Q-tipping your ears.

I have damn near gotten orgasms JUST from Q-Tipping my ears!