The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Worst: Having to squirt poop, you can feel the internal burn of the ring sting.

Best: Completly blowing the toilet back to the 10th century and caking it in doody... at a party hosted by someone whom you dislike very much because she's a huge bitch, but there was a keg and it was free, so fuck her, her toilet, her bathroom and drink her beer then vomit on her stupid fat cat that won't stop hissing at you.

lol.




Mariano

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

Best: Meeting a super hot girl in the club and taking her back to your place

Worst: Finding a penis under that mini skirt

[SamE30e]

Worst: Waking up and having to goto work tired

Worster: Waking up, tired, going piss, while in the midst of your piss, farting the Mcdonalds you ate at midnight and not being able to get away from the smell because you can't cork it off because it hurts. So you ruin your day by smelling the shit fart, while you're tired, pissing, knowing you have to goto work.

[Borat]

Worst: Having a massive night on the piss after exams then waking up to a phone call from work telling you how late you are.

Best: Phone call is actually to say that you don't have to come in today and sleeping in till an embarrasing hour

[BigSam]

Best: Skydiving from 14,000 feet for the first time

Worst: Landing and finding out that your 4 year old son has been hit by a train and killed while you were on the plane.

True story, happened where I work. Not me of course.

[devonjordan]

Best: Skydiving from 14,000 feet for the first time

Worst: Landing and finding out that your 4 year old son has been hit by a train and killed while you were on the plane.

True story, happened where I work. Not me of course.

That fucking sucks

[MA-BMW]

Worst: Looking for a picture on your GF's phone and seeing a picture of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles sent to another guy who is 6 years older than her.

I hope I never feel anything like that again.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Worst: Looking for a picture on your GF's phone and seeing a picture of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles sent to another guy who is 6 years older than her.

I hope I never feel anything like that again.

Man. That sucked just to read.



Mariano

[submwar]

+1 , the "true story" part really burns

[BrewCity11]

wtf? who gets out of the shower to take a deuce? i smash that shit down the drain

I don't even think it's what you're even talking about that's so funny, but the way you say it.

Smash that shit!!!!!!

[Raginl3ull]

Having a 3 some with your current girl and the girl that devirginized you :p

[SamE30e]

Best: Getting the fucking rear subframe out of your car after it breaking countless tools..

Worst, Slicing the top of your hand open on the brake backing plate in the process.

[SamE30e]

Worst: Looking for a picture on your GF's phone and seeing a picture of her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles sent to another guy who is 6 years older than her.

I hope I never feel anything like that again.

Shitty deal..

Worst: Girlfriend leaving you for a cokehead, who didn't finish highschool and rubbing it in your face that he's apparently better then you in every way.

Best: Her getting dumped by that same cokehead for a 15 year old.

[TwoJ's]

Man, you guys have some sob stories. It's already been said, but I really do think the minute long free fall from 13,500 ft. is the best feeling I've ever had.

The worst would have to be waking up in a cell and thinking, "What the fuck did I do and where am I?"

[Desaevious]

Best: Being treated like a king and being very loved

Worst: Being blindsided by a break up without knowing what went wrong since she "holds it in" and then it blows up in your fucking face.