The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[SamE30e]

Worst: being sent pictures of your girl sucking someone else's dick. Right before a big test.

Send a picture of a you shitting. Like literally you shitting, like the shit coming out of your ass!

[Jand3rson]

Worst: Taking a really big, pretty nasty shit, looking over, and seeing there's only 2 squares of toilet paper left on the roll. You know 2 isn't going to cut it. You look under the sink. Nothing. You look in the trash, hoping maybe there's something wadded up you can use. Nothing. Magazine pages aren't going to work, and you're not tearing up your new issue of European Car. Then you have the worst feeling in the world. Knowing you've got to hike your pants back up, and shuffle-foot it into the other bathroom, without anyone seeing you, with the left over remnants of a seriously nasty shit being smashed back and forth between your ass cheeks, knowing that the mess you're going to have to clean up now is going to take 10 times longer than before, and probably use half the roll.

Best: Leaving a bunch of piss on the seat for your girlfriend/wife for not putting a new roll on when she used it all up earlier.

[jintermont]

bump for a hilarious thread

[SamE30e]

Worst: Blue balls

Best: Opposite of blue balls.

[Collin]

Worst: Waking up to your boss calling on your day off telling you to drive in since they are locked out and you have the other key.

Best: Boss offering you a big bag of theo huxtable for your troubles.

[OOMPH!]

Worst: Getting hit with shit pains while driving in rush hour traffic and you're 45 minutes away from home

Best: Not shitting your pants and making it home to blow up the toilet

[Farbin Kaiber]

Worst: Waking up to your boss calling on your day off telling you to drive in since they are locked out and you have the other key.

Best: Boss offering you a big bag of theo huxtable for your troubles.

I'd have spent the day at work.

[Peterkaczynski]

best: no condom sex
worst: saying "i think i did"

[Collin]

I'd have spent the day at work.

I spend most of my days off there anyway.

Let me know when your potato farm is up and running, I want to go back to idaho/oregon this summer anyway ;)

[Farbin Kaiber]

Everyone is expecting something of my potatos.

[Collin]

Everyone is expecting something of my potatos.

but most of us have no real plans to visit your irish fruit factory.

[jrhaile]

worst: shitting your pants and having it in there long enough to get cold and then having to walk somewhere, or
fucking a chick in the shower and getting soap in your eyes just as you bust your nut

worst feeling: soap IN YOUR DICK HOLE

[jrhaile]

Best Feeling: Having a girl slowly lick up and down your shaft after fucking her in the ass while she's rubbing that one little senstive part under the head of your dick.

Worst Feeling: Her wanting to kiss you after that

[jrhaile]

Best: eating a nice clean shaved waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles out until she cums and it runs down her into her asshole where you proceed to lick it out

Worst: you realized you just licked fresh shit from her squirting out a little turd

[CleanAzzE30z]

Worst: Taking a really big, pretty nasty shit, looking over, and seeing there's only 2 squares of toilet paper left on the roll. You know 2 isn't going to cut it. You look under the sink. Nothing. You look in the trash, hoping maybe there's something wadded up you can use. Nothing. Magazine pages aren't going to work, and you're not tearing up your new issue of European Car. Then you have the worst feeling in the world. Knowing you've got to hike your pants back up, and shuffle-foot it into the other bathroom, without anyone seeing you, with the left over remnants of a seriously nasty shit being smashed back and forth between your ass cheeks, knowing that the mess you're going to have to clean up now is going to take 10 times longer than before, and probably use half the roll.

Best: Leaving a bunch of piss on the seat for your girlfriend/wife for not putting a new roll on when she used it all up earlier.

Legendary post, my friend.


Oh and I beat all your worst feelings in the world....


Kicking heroin. It lasts a week and its the most desperate, anxious, sweaty, shitty, painful, nauseous, cramping, feeling you could ever imagine in your life......for a whole week. Take sex and multiply it by 100......or breathing, and then say "I cant or wont do this ever again". Thats how it is. Lets just say I read that in a book.







Mariano