BMW finally gets it right...

[TDE30]

http://jalopnik.com/398637/pre+owned-bmw-ads-now-completely-indiscernible-from-syphilis-psas

And it's about damn time.

[allwheeldrive]

I like it.

[E30_pilot]

whats wrong with sloppy seconds?
or filthy fifths? lol

[Tchao]

Amen!

Fuck those douche-baggery comments.

[george graves]

You had that image, and all you do is post a link? Weak sauce DUDE. :D

[TDE30]

Yeah I know, I loved Jalopnik's description of it though.

What It's Selling: Pre-owned Bimmers

Where It's At: Greece

What This Ad Literally Says: "You know you're not the first"

What This Ad Intends To Say: Would you say no to a sexy looking woman just because she's not a virgin? Probably not unless you're one of those "religious types." Therefore, BMW hopes you'd respond similarly when given the offer of a great car someone's driven before.


What This Ad Suggests: A used Bimmer is a hot woman who looks sort of like Sienna Miller.

Jalopnik Snap Judgment: This pervy POV shot looks exactly like the STD ads they're putting in the men's rooms at bars. Change the little BMW logo to "Get Tested" and it works just as well.

However, the ad's also pretty good at getting the point across — used Bimmers are cheaper than new ones. Also, they can give you Syphilis.

[TwoJ's]

Am I the only one who thinks that female is slightly too young for that?

[Ray Smoodiver]

I'd hit it. Clap or not.

[george graves]

What would "hank" do?

[Ryan Stewart]

Whether there is some sort of intent that shit is defiantely selling sex, I like it. Anything that pisses off the squares is great. I would be even better if it was a "beautiful agony" pic.

Am I the only one who thinks that female is slightly too young for that?

Yes

[scabzzzz]

I'm down. Where do I sign up my dick?

[hank_bukowski]

What would "hank" do?

u talkin abot me?

[xLibelle]

I'd part it out. /smiley

However, the ad's also pretty good at getting the point across — used Bimmers are cheaper than new ones. Also, they can give you Syphilis.

HA, nice.

[rwh11385]

Am I the only one who thinks that female is slightly too young for that?

[Money$hit]

I dont see the issue...?

Nothing a week of penicillin cant take care of.