Calling all Metal-Heads...

[Farbin Kaiber]

I am slowly accepting that screaming can in fact be melodic.

[Nic01101011]

how about Angel Witch? Angel Witch's first album is one of the finest pieces of heavy metal ever

[Miasma]

Angel Witch - White Witch

[Surtr]

I don't really care, I listen to everything.

And on that note lets keep posting videos and not turn this into a metal vs everything else that isn't metal thread like every youtube video comment section. :mrgreen:

Well, you wouldn't like people calling e30's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesmobiles, would you? I don't like people calling waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesy music metal. If you want to listen to it, fine. I listen to some pretty gay music, but I don't call it metal.

[Jparkr]

My studies have shown that 95% + 4.9 of metal with clean vocals are in fact, gay. Notable exceptions are King Diamond and the talking part at the beginning of At The Gates' Slaughter of the Soul.

haha are you joking? clear singers have talent and sing about the exact same shit as gargled screamers. You can just understand them. This is for you my screamo hardcore friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko

[Miasma]

Some Austrian Death Machine just for shits.

Austrian Death Machine - I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over Metal Endoskeleton


Austrian Death Machine-Come With Me if You Want to Live


Austrian Death Machine-If it Bleeds, We Can Kill It

[Miasma]

Well, you wouldn't like people calling e30's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesmobiles, would you? I don't like people calling waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesy music metal. If you want to listen to it, fine. I listen to some pretty gay music, but I don't call it metal.

:wgaf:

Jog on.

[Nic01101011]

how about some Entombed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY6sqiA8gj0

[Surtr]

how about Angel Witch? Angel Witch's first album is one of the finest pieces of heavy metal ever

I don't know. I'm not really into heavy metal. That's why I have given a margin of error. There are things like Yngwie Malmsteen, which for the most part, I'm not into, but can't call gay.

[Miasma]

This is the longest song title I have ever seen.

Nile - Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water


I got this new Amon Amaryth album and so far I like it.

Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God


Entombed - I for an Eye


Superjoint Ritual - The Alcoholik


SuperJoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy



GOD FORBID - To The Fallen Hero

[Surtr]

haha are you joking? clear singers have talent and sing about the exact same shit as gargled screamers. You can just understand them. This is for you my screamo hardcore friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko

No. I'm dead serious. You think I put 8 years into a Ph.D in Metalology to joke around about this kind of stuff? This is serious business, guys.

I'm not sure if you're implying that it takes more talent to do clean vocals. If you are, try using a REAL metal voice for about 20 minutes. Seriously.

I think that Brian Posehn song is funny. I disagree that there should be a gay part with harmony, though. While he is funny, he does not hold a Ph.D in any field, let alone Metalology. I hate to sound arrogant, but during my pursuit of a Ph.D, I did more metal research than you could shake a stick at. I've studied with the world's top authorities in the field. What I say about metal holds a little more weight than what you say. I'm sorry, but it's true.

[Jparkr]

hahaha I can do a metal voice all day long. Im dead serious ask anyone up here Ill talk for hours in the original monster jam voice. But you missed the point. Its not even a matter of me thinking the voice is easy or hard.
I love the bands, I just cant stand the singers. Its not a personal attack on you or anyone else who likes hardcore singers, its just I think the singers make it difficult for a lot of 80's metal kids to enjoy hardcore.

How do I get a PHD in metal? Ive been listening to almost metal only for 7 years since i was 16.
Maybe I need to jerk off to episodes of Metalocalypse, but they are only 15 minutes long each and my arms get tired and its pretty messy... If I make it through the whole first season can I has metal PHds?

[E30nate]

do you seriously have a phd in metalology? if so that is completely bad ass.

[Jparkr]

do you seriously have a phd in metalology? if so that is completely bad ass.

Unless that was a sarcastic question... you earned a

[E30nate]

that was a very sarcastic question.