A message from George Carlin

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  • Il Duce
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2004
    • 5015

    #1

    A message from George Carlin

    My Dad sent me this email and I felt it worthy of it's own thread-


    A farewell Message from George Carlin, written after the recent death of his wife.

    *What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.*

    The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

    We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom.

    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

    We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion , big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.

    A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

    Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

    Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

    Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

    Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

    Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

    Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

    If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares?

    George Carlin
  • quikveedb2
    R3VLimited
    • Sep 2007
    • 2258

    #2
    awesome.
    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
    You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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    • Lair
      E30 Mastermind
      • Apr 2006
      • 1553

      #3
      I'm going to miss Carlin.
      McCain's military draft: Are you willing to bet your life?

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      • DEV0 E30
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2004
        • 8799

        #4
        Good stuff Kev.

        Thanks for posting this.
        Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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        • Miasma
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Great post mang.

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          • CorvallisBMW
            Long Schlong Longhammer
            • Feb 2005
            • 13039

            #6
            Excellent. Thanks for posting.

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            • Nic01101011
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jan 2008
              • 1550

              #7
              A widely circulated essay has been attributed to Carlin, the Dalai Lama, an unnamed Columbine High School student, and Anonymous. So who wrote it?


              I knew it was fake when it mentioned not praying enough. :D

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              • Il Duce
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2004
                • 5015

                #8
                fuckin' hell. Email sucks.

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                • Lair
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1553

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nic01101011
                  http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp

                  I knew it was fake when it mentioned not praying enough. :D

                  Fuck. I searched the terms "Carlin message" and got nothing.
                  McCain's military draft: Are you willing to bet your life?

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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #10
                    About halfway thru I was like I've read this somewhere else.

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                    • Miasma
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 2009

                      #11
                      Damn internets.

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                      • Aptyp
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6584

                        #12
                        my dad sent this to me when I first moved out. (not by Carlin)

                        I still mis Carlin though, I needed grumpy old man every so often.

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