Are you czucasian, and wear a Fifty/50 Flatpeak'd hat crooked?

[Eviltwin]

bonus downsyndrome points if you still maintain the sweatfactory sticker on the brim aswell.

[Charlie]

Man, Monty's gonna be pissed when he reads this.

-Charlie

[Tavern Gnome]

Now I feel like an ass :(

[Eviltwin]

if so, you look really f'ken retarded.