advice on treating burns?

[equate975]

Slightly rub the area with 100 grit sand paper to treat the burned skin. Then apply a thick coat of gorilla glue to make new synthetic skin. Finish it off by drinking a 12 pack of pabst.

[Asbradley21]

There was a guy on a porsche forum that burned his hand and grabbed for the closest liquid. This turned out to be WD-40. Apparently, it resulted in no scarring, no swelling, and very little pain.

Not that I'm saying you should do it though. It would most likely give you cancer or some shit.

[CorvallisBMW]

PARKLAND, Wash. -- A man dressed in woman’s underwear and exposing himself drove up to a Parkland espresso stand three times before one of the baristas threw a cup of boiling water at him, said the Pierce County Sheriff’s Office.

Jamae Feddock, a bikini clad barista at Java Girls, said she first thought the man dressed in women’s underwear and exposing himself was a sick joke, until the man came back several times.
The first time he came to the window Feddock said he was wearing a white bra and white panties and touching himself inappropriately.

Then he came back a second time.

“He has underwear over his face, he's wearing hot pink panties now and the underwear that he was wearing is over his face and there's a little peephole so he can see,” Feddock said.

Feddock and another barista were working around 5 a.m. last Thursday when the incident happened. They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.

When the man came back a third time one of the baristas took a cup of 220 degree water and doused him with it.

“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah,” Feddock said.

Police agencies around Pierce County said they are seeing more and more incidents of indecent exposure -- as more coffee stands open -- many with women dressed provocatively -- or barely dressed at all.

“I don't think we can make a quid pro quo there that this is causing the effect, and they certainly don't deserve that behavior, but we do have some of these stands that have been victimized by these activities,” said Det. Sgt. Jerry Bates a Pierce County Sheriff’s Deputy.

Anyone with information should call the Pierce County Sheriff’s Office.

http://www.kirotv.com/video/17238282/index.html

Haha

Andy

pwnt.

That's what you get for being a creepy old perv, Blunt ;)

[blunttech]

pwnt.

That's what you get for being a creepy old perv, Blunt ;)

boy you guys are fucking quick. nothing gets by you mensa boys. if i have to explain the joke its not all that funny

[Farbin Kaiber]

pwnt.

That's what you get for being a creepy old perv, Blunt ;)

Y is yer sig so familiar?

[bmws50b30]

have you tried avi's mouth?

[Stevie30]

i had some boiling water thrown at me severly burning my unit. any advice? aloe??

You dog you.

[uofom3]

i had some boiling water thrown at me severly burning my unit. any advice? aloe??

Go find your local gods country e30 sack hanger. Start in the ass, end in the mouth. problem solved.

[DarkWing6]

Go find your local gods country e30 sack hanger. Start in the ass, end in the mouth. repeat as necessary. problem solved.

fixed ;)

[uofom3]

Yes, I am sorry. You must re-apply until the burning stops or you can't get it up.