Men: Cell phone + Balls = Bad

[CorvallisBMW]

I think I'll keep my cell phone in my back pocket from now on:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html

[TDE30]

Well, that explains it.

I wonder if keeping the phone off helps my dear spermies.

[s0urce]

I'm down with cell phone contraception.

[Maluco]

[quikveedb2]

hmmm, dually noted. balls & cell phone, you are not friends.

[e30e]

Can't be true, I've had more pregnancy scares since I got a cell phone. Hell I even have a kid now that I got a phone.

[s0urce]

Can't be true, I've had more pregnancy scares since I got a cell phone. Hell I even have a kid now that I got a phone.

Thats because the bitches can holla atcha' now boi!

/ebonics

Oh and you're a dipshit for not using a condom.

[equate975]

I don't believe it. Yeah, cell phone cause brain cancer too right?

I could see there being some effect, but it would be so trivial there would be more damage done by wearing tighty whities.

I'm sick of this, everything gives you cancer, and nothing in the world is safe or healthy anymore. Heaven forbid you drink tap water!

[AndrewBird]

It's only bad if you have your phone in your pocket when taking on it (through a headset). Only when it is receiving and broadcasting is it a problem. Cell phones do emit radiation, just not the type people think.

I think this would probably fall along the lines of the idea that keeping your wallet in you back pocket destroys your back.

[TwoJ's]

Probably the same people/guy that said cell phones cause cancer and gas station fires.

[mtechnik]

I think I'll keep my cell phone in my back pocket from now on:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/condi...erm/index.html

Well well.

That last hot news topic was about heated seats being bad for your testes.

[2Big4a3Series]

I think this would probably fall along the lines of the idea that keeping your wallet in you back pocket destroys your back.

Or it may give you rectal cancer as a result of the chemicals used to tan the leather.

[DarkWing6]

I don't believe it. Yeah, cell phone cause brain cancer too right?

I could see there being some effect, but it would be so trivial there would be more damage done by wearing tighty whities.

I'm sick of this, everything gives you cancer, and nothing in the world is safe or healthy anymore. Heaven forbid you drink tap water!

OMG!! uZE drINKeN teH tAAP WAteRZZZZ???

[Ral]

ehh. The plane I'm trying to fly is an electronic attack (read- lots and lots of radiation and signals coming from it) aircraft, and everyone I know that's flown it has had only daughters. (One guy tried 4 times.. all daughters. What a punishment.)

[T3rd Ferguson]

the way i read this, the decrease only happens when your phone is in talk mode in your pocket while you are talking on your headset.

So if my phone is just "on" and in my pocket, will my boys still be ok?