halloween costume ideas

[jrobie79]

going to my alma mater for halloween weekend....umass amherst, obviously college halloween means either being a slut (if your a chick) or something really tastless

i was thinking of something like dressing up as the joker with emtpy pill bottles taped to myself

any other ideas

[KenC]

Dr. Seymour Bush, Gynecologist

[whiltebeitel]

I'm gonna be Sasquatch.

You could always be "Old Greg"

search that on YouTube.

[Money$hit]

I wanna get an old michael vick jersey and carry around a bunch of stuffed animal dogs.

I also knew some guys who went as Steve Irwin with a big stingray stuck through their chest.

[e30frosh]

If your quite manly, you could grab a skirt and a polo shirt. LPGA FTW!

[Emperator]

[CorvallisBMW]

I'm thinking Crocodile Dundee. Or Orgasmo.

[george graves]

Best costumes I've seen:

- Priest with a stuffed boy doll strapped to his groin.
- Find some clothes you don't want, cover every square inch in duct tape. I did that one year. It was a hit.
- Full navel officer dress uniform (girls dig it - you will get laid)
- Cop. When you walk into a party, everyone freaks out and puts their beer down. Win.

[Jand3rson]

I'm getting a $20 banana costume from Wal-Mart, wearing my big white Mickey Mouse gloves, and going as this:

[jrobie79]

Best costumes I've seen:

- Priest with a stuffed boy doll strapped to his groin.
- Find some clothes you don't want, cover every square inch in duct tape. I did that one year. It was a hit.
- Full navel officer dress uniform (girls dig it - you will get laid)
- Cop. When you walk into a party, everyone freaks out and puts their beer down. Win.

roomate went as a cop last year, it was hilarious, he would walk up to kids who werent 21 and they would dump there beer out, and be like sorry man, im not a cop, poor fuckers lost some much alcohol

[Maluco]

Best costumes I've seen:

- Priest with a stuffed boy doll strapped to his groin.
- Find some clothes you don't want, cover every square inch in duct tape. I did that one year. It was a hit.
- Full navel officer dress uniform (girls dig it - you will get laid)
- Cop. When you walk into a party, everyone freaks out and puts their beer down. Win.

Hmmm, belly button officer. Who would of thunk it!

[george graves]

^crap. Sorry - sometimes even a spellchecker can't save my ass.

[Aptyp]

I no longer care for the rest of the thread, this is a winner.

[SpecM]

+2 on the Old Gregg

[Too Short]

i think i might make a pedo bear costume. seems hard though.