Any body else wash their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles?

[dashboardmonkey]

Gave the cat a bath, He is very unhappy right now.



Andy

[der affe]

it is better to wash your waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles than have a smelly waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles!

[jetta caratene]

I was expecting something else.

Anyways, I don't bathe my cat. It's just too dangerous with the claws and all. you could say I don't care how dirty my waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles gets.

[E30_Pare]

i read somewhere that your not supposed to wash your pussies... Some natural chemicals are supposed to keep them clean ;)

[dashboardmonkey]

Well he got out today and rolled in something that stinks horribly.
I use shampoo for cats too.

Andy

[StereoInstaller1]

Fill tub with water, then add cat...not the other way around.


Poor buddy, he looks pissed!

[dashboardmonkey]

He is actually pretty calm.
I think he thinks he is a dog,plays fetch and shit.

Andy

[h0lmes]

I had a three legged kitten that would always get shit all over her ass (and thus my bed). I washed her once every couple days when I had her. I ended up giving her to a friend of mine. I can't deal with poop all over the place.

[Aptyp]

i read somewhere that your not supposed to wash your pussies... Some natural chemicals are supposed to keep them clean ;)

Yeah, my dogs saliva all over my pussies warrants a bath.

I use baby shampoo, on my doogals and kittahs.

[Spiff325iS]

Go furthz mah minionz.

[Aptyp]

Go furthz mah minionz.

Every time I hear "minions", I think Butters from South Park.

[bmw325csi]

Its weird, ever time I bathe my pussie, she smells a bit like wet dog for a couple of hours but then she smells like linens and shit.

[jflip2002]

I washed 3 pussies and 4 dogs today. shitty task.

[Nicademus]

My girlfriend just moved her satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and its 6 little pusslets to a new apartment. The momma waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles hates everyone but my GF, although for some reason the stupid waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles REALLY hates me. Anyways I went in the closet area to see the pusslets and hangout with them and the satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles bolted out of the room and started slamming herself into the sliding glass door head on as fast as she could over and over. I was like "oh shit the things going to kill itself!". So I ran over and kind blocked the door. Then it started jump up at the light switch on the wall over and over like a crack head. All the while shitting on the wall. Then I was like "oh F*CK!!!" (my gf was getting stuff out of her car so I knew she'd blame me for this shit storm) and scared the beast away from that area. It THEN ran under the dresser that I was almost finished constructing and starting shitting out huge logs of satanic waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles shit. They just kept sliding out her evil waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles ass. At this point I'm pissed at the thing and toss a packet of screws at it to scare it out from under there. It hisses at me while shitting more. I finally poke my hammer under there at it and scare it out. What does it do??? Starts bouncing around the room about 3 feet in the air for a few seconds and then the F'er jumps on top of the brand new dresser and just lays their.

At this point I hear my GF come back inside. She comes in to shit smeared on the wall with a small pile below, a nice large stack of shit logs under the back of the dressor on the new carpet and finally a big chunk of shit hanging halfway out the beasts ass, getting smeared on the new dresser. Oh yeah and all over in the evil beasts fur.... My GF picks up the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and shit falls off its dirty ass, disgusted she puts it in the closet with the pusslets so she can take care of the shitfest. After cleaning that we see that the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles has laid down on top of her 6 two month old pusslets and just douched all of them in a gallon of piss as well as some shit from her fur. Which finally leads me to the reason this relates.

We ended up giving them all baths. I bathed all the cute little pusslets. They were all really cool about it unless they dipped their noses under which would freak them out. After I'd washed and dried them she brought the shitty piss covered waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in.....she had it in her hands and tried to dip it in; bad idea. She got torn to hell. My gf then wrapped her disgusting waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in a blanket and tried to dip it. She got it in the water but then it would leap up like 3 feet in the air with super satan power even though she was still holding it wrapped in a blanket and trying to dunk it. We never got the thing cleaned nicely like the pusslets. All we were able to do was dunk it a bunch. What does it do after we finished and placed it back in the room with the pusslets? It goes into it enclosed littler box and cowers in the corner in shit.
I have never met a more wacked out waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles then that one. Its name is Chloe and its evil.

[e30nub]

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