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im pretty sure he knows that blunt is a man too. cause he said "HIS" waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles hair
Originally posted by Ferdinand
I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.
That is a good catch, mikegar. You must be feeling pretty self-satisfied right about now. Well, I give you permission to fellate yourself. Hopefully you crack a rib trying to wrap your chapped lips around your babydick.
Thanks,
Tim
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Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
That is a good catch, mikegar. You must be feeling pretty self-satisfied right about now. Well, I give you permission to fellate yourself. Hopefully you crack a rib trying to wrap your chapped lips around your babydick.
Thanks,
Tim
right, whats all the harsh words about i wasnt trying to make you feel stupid. but since you decided to go down that road, maybe next time you should pay a little more attention to detail, like when you were watching me and your mom have sex, if you had looked at my "baby dick" instead of masturbating you would have seen that i have a full sized dick.
Originally posted by Ferdinand
I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.
this thread when from bitching... to ownage... to mom jokes... to more ownage... to more awesomeness, and now it seems everyone that has stepped in has found themselves in a fight with someone!
actually thousands of cock jokes but i never involve family. unless of course you count that little waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles who we called his dad in illinois who was some political figure but he doesnt count. of active members on this board i never go there and neither should you.
I remember that little fag. That thread was awesome. Blunts not all that bad. I don't think he touched the Sandy Eggo thread.
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why would you be masturbating to me and your mom making love? doesnt make much sence for a sane man to do. by the facts given( you not gay, you masturbating to me and your mom getting it on) id say that you are a bit insane and the part about you not being gay carrys no relevance to looking at my dick.
Originally posted by Ferdinand
I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
I will use Google Translate to translate the above into English. brb.
it means that i think you are crazy, so it doesnt matter that you arent gay. crazy people like to look at dicks.
Originally posted by Ferdinand
I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.
CRazY? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died there ya know. They buried me in the garden. The worms tickled my feet. It drove me crazy. CRazY? I was crazy once...
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
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