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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #31
    Originally posted by MikeK
    i think blunt will trade you his waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles hair for that hat
    I am pretty sure blunt is a man?
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    • mikegar
      E30 Addict
      • Aug 2005
      • 523

      #32
      Originally posted by Optimator
      I am pretty sure blunt is a man?
      im pretty sure he knows that blunt is a man too. cause he said "HIS" waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles hair
      Originally posted by Ferdinand
      I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

      DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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      • Optimator
        E30 Fanatic
        • Aug 2008
        • 1396

        #33
        That is a good catch, mikegar. You must be feeling pretty self-satisfied right about now. Well, I give you permission to fellate yourself. Hopefully you crack a rib trying to wrap your chapped lips around your babydick.

        Thanks,
        Tim
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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        • Stephen
          Шлем ишака
          • Aug 2008
          • 10774

          #34
          :giggle:

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          • mikegar
            E30 Addict
            • Aug 2005
            • 523

            #35
            Originally posted by Optimator
            That is a good catch, mikegar. You must be feeling pretty self-satisfied right about now. Well, I give you permission to fellate yourself. Hopefully you crack a rib trying to wrap your chapped lips around your babydick.

            Thanks,
            Tim
            right, whats all the harsh words about i wasnt trying to make you feel stupid. but since you decided to go down that road, maybe next time you should pay a little more attention to detail, like when you were watching me and your mom have sex, if you had looked at my "baby dick" instead of masturbating you would have seen that i have a full sized dick.
            Originally posted by Ferdinand
            I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

            DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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            • RickSloan
              R3VLimited
              • Feb 2008
              • 2401

              #36
              this thread when from bitching... to ownage... to mom jokes... to more ownage... to more awesomeness, and now it seems everyone that has stepped in has found themselves in a fight with someone!

              this thread delivers!!!!

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #37
                Why would I look at your dick? I am not gay.
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • PiercedE30
                  R3V Elite
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 4220

                  #38
                  I love it when blunt starts making fun of people.
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                  • Stephen
                    Шлем ишака
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 10774

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Optimator
                    Why would I look at your dick? I am not gay.
                    Why were you looking at all?

                    jk, saw the oppurtunity, had to go for it

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                    • einstein57
                      R3V OG
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 10780

                      #40
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      actually thousands of cock jokes but i never involve family. unless of course you count that little waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles who we called his dad in illinois who was some political figure but he doesnt count. of active members on this board i never go there and neither should you.
                      I remember that little fag. That thread was awesome. Blunts not all that bad. I don't think he touched the Sandy Eggo thread.
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                      • mikegar
                        E30 Addict
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 523

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Optimator
                        Why would I look at your dick? I am not gay.
                        why would you be masturbating to me and your mom making love? doesnt make much sence for a sane man to do. by the facts given( you not gay, you masturbating to me and your mom getting it on) id say that you are a bit insane and the part about you not being gay carrys no relevance to looking at my dick.
                        Originally posted by Ferdinand
                        I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                        DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                        • Optimator
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 1396

                          #42
                          I will use Google Translate to translate the above into English. brb.
                          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                          • e30frosh
                            R3VLimited
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2170

                            #43
                            Playtime begins. I need popcorn for this.

                            Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                            Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                            Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                            Wrap all my things in aluminum
                            Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                            Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                            Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                            Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                            • mikegar
                              E30 Addict
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 523

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Optimator
                              I will use Google Translate to translate the above into English. brb.
                              it means that i think you are crazy, so it doesnt matter that you arent gay. crazy people like to look at dicks.
                              Originally posted by Ferdinand
                              I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                              DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                              • e30frosh
                                R3VLimited
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 2170

                                #45
                                CRazY? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. I died there ya know. They buried me in the garden. The worms tickled my feet. It drove me crazy. CRazY? I was crazy once...

                                Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                                Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                                Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                                Wrap all my things in aluminum
                                Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                                Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                                Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                                Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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