The "Makes religious people look like nutjobs" Thread

[Jimmy Lewis]

Some of my favorites:

[ragged325]

[Old'n'Slow]

^^^I've been saying Palin was a religious whack-job from the start.

So....according to the Creation Museum (Nauseum!) there were no poisonous plants, no sickness, no stinging insects, and no carnivorous animals in the Garden of Eden......

.....but after the Fall of Man, when Paradise was lost, people could now get sick, animals ate other animals, poisonous plants appeared (apparently instantly, since these people won't accept evolution!) and since there were now hoards of carnivorous animals, some that could run 60MPH, roaming Eden, like lions, tigers, leopards, velociraptors, etc, that were now very hungry.......

......does anyone believe Adam and Eve would have survived past nightfall? ;)

Odd how the Creation Museum does not address that....

Seems the more fundamental American Protestant religions seem to be waging a War on Intelligence. And Sarah P. is their champion. God Save Us.

[Erik j]

http://msgboard.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/dogs.jpg

[Collin]

did jesus fuck you?

I fucking love GB, and now I love you too.

[mikegar]

I fucking love GB, and now I love you too.

GB? whats that? the internet is filed with shorthand, much of it overlaps and i dont know most of it. the best i can translate what you said was "I fucking love group buy, and now i love you too." sorry for my ignorance.

[Aptyp]

gull-bladder? read album cover

[Aptyp]

[mikegar]

gull bladder? where the fuck does it say that? that song is by a global threat, and the name of the song is religiuos scam, and the album name is what the fuck will change.

[sticksdaman]

great britain?

[mikegar]

but if im not mistaken they formed in maine and then moved to boston.

[e30bmw]

This thread is full of unimaginable amounts of win. Here is my contribution.

[NC325iC]

this thread is hilarious

i like the astronomy video, thats pretty crazy

[Collin]

gull bladder? where the fuck does it say that? that song is by a global threat, and the name of the song is religiuos scam, and the album name is what the fuck will change.

Sorry man I meant to type GT, but it came out as GB because I'm retarded. A Global Threat, I love A Global Threat.

[mikegar]

Sorry man I meant to type GT, but it came out as GB because I'm retarded. A Global Threat, I love A Global Threat.

i see. yeah i was thinking in my head,"man what the fuck could gb mean?". so i hit up wikipedia and looked in the bands page thinking maybe it was one of the members initials, then i thought maybe it was somthing like a G lo B al treat, but no one would ever put it like that. but a typo makes perfect sense. yeah it sucks where im from there are only 2 global threat records where im from and i already own them( what the fuck will change, and where the sun never sets) aftter the first time i heard them i was like this shit is sick, and i didnt listen to anything else for like 3 months. it raised the bar so high that i had been dissapointed when i would listen to other punk bands.