Why is there such a hullabaloo over Kim Kardashian?

[Farbin Kaiber]

I go to the beds 3+ times a week. My scrotum has more color than your face.

[Optimator]

Lard, that is most impressive. Does it smell like Colonial Special Cut bacon when you lay down to fry your skin?

[Farbin Kaiber]

No, I use special lotions. ;)

[CorvallisBMW]

lol at this thread :)

Back OT: I don't understand what all the fucking obsession is either. She's hot.....ok. There are a lot of hot girls out there. Big deal.

[blunttech]

lol at this thread :)

Back OT: I don't understand what all the fucking obsession is either. She's hot.....ok. There are a lot of hot girls out there. Big deal.

a funnier thread would be "what celebrities would fuck r3v members"
i guess you could always woo them with your e30's

[Optimator]

i guess you could always woo them with your e30's

Yes, I believe Kim Kardashian has enough ass to pad her from the violence of 1000 lb/in rear springs.

[blunttech]

Yes, I believe Kim Kardashian has enough ass to pad her from the violence of 1000 lb/in rear springs.

or in your case maybe you could give her a ride on your schwinn and let all of us that actually own a car worry about that

[Optimator]

Hey, my mom lets me borrow her E-Class any time, so you can put a cock in it.

[blunttech]

Hey, my mom lets me borrow her E-Class any time, so you can put a cock in it.

its funny, thats your response everytime i extract it from your ass.

[jflip2002]

Fortunately she has enough money to get the cellulite fixed if it does occur. Id have to say shes top 3 on the list for ladies to fuck. She didnt look too bad when Ray J was killin it on camera. She was a bit of a moaner. Kinda a turn off seeing that big ol' dong just killing her guts, though.

[Optimator]

Fortunately she has enough money to get the cellulite fixed if it does occur.

Yes, but California would probably have rolling blackouts due to the amount of power required by the sheer amount of laser cellulite therapy she'd require.

[Optimator]

I wonder how much overtime Playboy paid to their Clone tool jockeys this month.

[dirty30]

please sign off and do some work and come back with a clean slate and lets try this again

did blunt just give someone a second chance?

[Farbin Kaiber]

It's interesting to see yourself say things you never knew you said.

[blunttech]

It's interesting to see yourself say things you never knew you said.

I forget how clever you are sometimes. Its good to go back in time sometimes