Why is there such a hullabaloo over Kim Kardashian?

[Farbin Kaiber]

No, I use special lotions. ;)

[Optimator]

Lard, that is most impressive. Does it smell like Colonial Special Cut bacon when you lay down to fry your skin?

[Farbin Kaiber]

I go to the beds 3+ times a week. My scrotum has more color than your face.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Anywhere in Ct. has gotta be a land of Ice Princesses.

[Optimator]

I'd be much more fearful of your blindingly bright white pasty ass

Are you saying your own generous trunk isn't whiter than rice? I think every time you drop your drawers to take a dump, you have to warn NASA so that they don't think there's a supernova going off somewhere in depths of space.

[So Live]

Your the one in Ct, I'm in SoCal, don't you know the physical requirements to get an address in Los Angeles County, let alone the upscale gated neighborhood I live in? My sextapes far outclass der affe's. And, I have not even seen his. I'd be much more fearful of your blindingly bright white pasty ass or your farmers tan around the little space on your wrists between your shirtsleeves and gloves.

LOL do you see where he lives in ct? Guess your not familiar with ct.

And i love Kims butt. Dont care that itll blow up when she pops a few kids out. Id still do her right now.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Gee, I don't know, Farbin Kaiber. I'm not sure many people would want to see your doughy body in a sex tape unless it were really, really dark, and what we could tell of the man you were with was that he was devastatingly handsome.

Your the one in Ct, I'm in SoCal, don't you know the physical requirements to get an address in Los Angeles County, let alone the upscale gated neighborhood I live in? My sextapes far outclass der affe's. And, I have not even seen his. I'd be much more fearful of your blindingly bright white pasty ass or your farmers tan around the little space on your wrists between your shirtsleeves and gloves.

[Optimator]

Gee, I don't know, Farbin Kaiber. I'm not sure many people would want to see your doughy body in a sex tape unless it were really, really dark, and what we could tell of the man you were with was that he was devastatingly handsome.

[Farbin Kaiber]

sex tape superstar. I'm over them. I need to release a sex tape and become famous.

[blunttech]

Late? Are you talking about when you have insomnia at 9 PM, and your usual nightcap of tepid milk and Pepperidge Farms Sausalito cookies doesn't do the trick?

at first i thought you were a witless tool. then for a brief moment i saw a little hint of hope. but now you have confirmed the fact that you are indeed no fun to toy with. what i need out of our relationship is a worthy opponent. im tired of doing all the work while you coast along on old age jokes. please sign off and do some work and come back with a clean slate and lets try this again

[Optimator]

i am often up late with the image in my mind of your strained mouth trying to engulf my entire rod

Late? Are you talking about when you have insomnia at 9 PM, and your usual nightcap of tepid milk and Pepperidge Farms Sausalito cookies doesn't do the trick?

[blunttech]

She will blow up big time when she gets knocked up.

She has nice DSLs like Mr. Blunt, though.

if youd like to live out your obsession with me id be more than willing. i am often up late with the image in my mind of your strained mouth trying to engulf my entire rod

[Jean]

I don't like her much. There are plenty of better looks girls out there who aren't on tv.

[Jon325i]

I think her big ass would be supple and round now, but will look like curdled cottage cheese in a few years.

Most definately. Wait until she pumps out a kid or two. Booty x10.


Jon

[femme325is]

Oh yeah, she's already got a few dimples but I still like it :) She reminds me of the classic Marilyn Monroe figure.