r3v Quote Thread

[Jand3rson]

I'm e-famous.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Link to thread?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuh+raze

[e30e]

isn't this a classic?

Link to thread?

[Money$hit]

damn, circa 2003 probably?

[Jand3rson]

One of my finest, for sure. :up:

[CreamE30]

Originally Posted by Eurospeed88 :
Listen, ricetard. Take that stripped-down, riced-out, shit-kitted, weight-reduced, carbon-clad, ghetto-wired, ebay coilover-dropped, automatic pile of junkyard parts with the paper hood and the strut bar that looks like it was a Pabst Blue Ribbon can swallowed by a frat guy then shit out the next morning, strap in with your FUH RAZE spine-crushing race harness, point that 2.5 liters of unbridled SOHC German bronzit fury at the nearest rigid stationary object, and stomp down on the loud pedal as hard as your backwater inbred calf muscles will allow, and take a sugar frosted **** into the next life, because you and your car are the ****ing joke of the E30 community.

isn't this a classic?

[dashboardmonkey]

Goddamit, kid, your attitude pisses me off.


In the meantime, shut the fuck up and read. Learn some shit before you run your keyboard. We aren't the fucking retard Honda boys, if you wear a fucking hat, wear it straight. Pull your fucking pants up, too.

[Rustyduktape]

wow, didn't see that one coming. see sig for mine.

[Edev]

Im just a nigga that loves titties. Good work guys.

since this is r3v, i expect to get shit on.

[e30s52]

its been established that as long as the balls dont touch its not gay. of course all bets are off when speaking of our balls touching e30rcr's chin.

[NC325iC]

F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.

[whowhatwhere]

F1 is figure skating. Drifting is like dancing with the stars.

[Jand3rson]

One of my all time favorites, from a real OG...

To American E30 owners, Germany is a magical, mystical place.

Another OG quote...

Drifting is the figure skating of motorsports.

[atomic]

hahahahaha it's still funny.

Who the fuck post this

[Il Duce]

Who the Fuck post this

hahahahaha it's still funny.