Corn Bread with maple butter

[jflip2002]

i assume you mean this part
"make this shit and prepare to get head from your wife."

ill try to explain it in a way you may understand

lets say your domestic partner comes home from a long day at the piggly wiggly and you wanted to do something special for him. so you pop a hungry man onto the hotplate and set the table with your finest plastic picnicware. after he devours it he wants to show you his appreciation so he takes you into the back room of the trailer and lets you take his weiner in your mouth. thats basically it

Not many things make me actually laugh out loud. This did.

[SamE30e]

yes there is. youll find it on page 57

take a large portion of meat and place it in same30's mouth for 15 minutes
baste occasionally with his saliva
after 15 minutes pull it out and blast him in the eyes until they burn
sit back and relax

Where is this large portion of meat coming from.
We know it's not from you. :D

[blunttech]

Where is this large portion of meat coming from.
We know it's not from you. :D

lets see you say that with your mouth full

[der affe]

lets see you say that with your mouth full of blunt

fixed

[alpinaclone]

OT, but why are bi-polar chicks so good in bed???

[blunttech]

OT, but why are bi-polar chicks so good in bed???

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

[MikeK]

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

you speak from experience old man.

[blunttech]

you speak from experience old man.

i want to butter your muffins mike k

[Farbin Kaiber]

you speak from experience old man.

No, he just described his own childhood.

[blunttech]

No, he just described his own childhood.

pretty much my homosexual acquaintance. in my prime those are the qualities i sought out

[MikeK]

pretty much my homosexual acquaintance. in my prime those are the qualities i sought out

true, like Optimator

[alpinaclone]

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

You hit the nail on the fucking head, your insight into these matters may be the only reason that I own an e30, let alone am a member of this board.

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.

[der affe]

basically any chick that has issues is going to be a good fuck. a good victim would have some or all of the following qualities
broken home
daddy who didnt love her enough
catholic
alcoholic parent or parents
constantly moved around ie military family
please add to the list if you have others

now if you ever meet a chick whose father is an alcoholic catholic divorced marine drill sargent who never wanted kids , well , hang onto your cock.. because its going to be a wild ride

i will add, father cheated on mother
red hair (i have NEVER has bad sex with a redhead, even the chunky one!)
low self esteem
i always make it a habit to check the medicine cabinet to see if there are any serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. paxil, Zoloft, xanax, all commonly prescribed and greatly desirable to have girls on, just watch out when the decide to stop taking them. there will be blood!

don't fall for these girls either, they are yours to rent for a little while. someday they will flip out and vanish like a fart in the wind. enjoy the ride though.

[der affe]

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.[/quote]

those wacky batshit things they do are what makes them fun!

[alpinaclone]

Srsly, the girly in question has at least 3 of these properties, she is a very good time. Her bedroom eyes nearly negate all of the wacky batshit crazy things she does in normal life.

those wacky batshit things they do are what makes them fun![/quote]

Keeps shit from getting boring anyway..... Maybe I'll make her some conebread when she gets home.