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  • Rennsport
    R3VLimited
    • May 2006
    • 2139

    #1

    thanksgiving sayings

    Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving...

    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. That's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat!

    11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
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  • dashboardmonkey
    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
    • Jun 2008
    • 6158

    #2
    Father son and the holy ghost.

    He who eats the fasyest eats the most.
    -Andy

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    • e30sd
      Fistee
      • Jan 2004
      • 5517

      #3
      eat a dick -blunt household
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      • fretburnr
        E30 Fanatic
        • Jan 2005
        • 1496

        #4
        Originally posted by e30sd
        eat a dick -blunt household
        eat a stuffed, dressed, and oven-baked dick
        Jay

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