Oloroso - Aged 30 Years - Perfection

[KevlarWeave]

I'm 23, what are you saying...?

Could have sworn you a bit older.

[der affe]

i just tell them i am a drummer. works like a charm!
i have a sticker on my bass drum that says:
"i have the biggest dick in the band"

[Fidhle007]

No no, I will charm her with my magical, gay, techno-celt music. They flock to me like I'm the fucking pied piper. Luckily most of them are post-op too...

[der affe]

sorry my shoulder mounted stringed instrument playing friend, me no swing that way.
there is no threat, unless we are going for the same redhead at a bar. then you will loose.

[Farbin Kaiber]

exactly.

[Fidhle007]

I'm 23, what are you saying...?

[der affe]

LOL!
i had a 19 y/o that was an AZ cardinals cheerleader when i was 32.
Tori had a smokin' body, personality, etc and was really responsive in bed. the sex was meh though.

i try to keep with the 23 and up ones now

[Farbin Kaiber]

Hey, I could use an extra paycheck, let me know when you guys need a giant. I draw extra money for the size.

[Fidhle007]

I meant the girls, lol. I meant why mid twenties when you could go for extremely early twenties? Highschool dropouts need lovin' too...

[der affe]

36 to be exact.

[Fidhle007]

Mid??

[der affe]

I'm down! i could use the $$$$!!!!!
niche porn...
guys in their mid 30's with scars fucking girls in their mid 20's??????

[blunttech]

OUCH, BLUNT!
non ballerstatus here!
i catch shit from all of my friends for drinking "old man drinks".
i rock my $17.95 Levi's from Costco. plain old non "bedazzled" jeans.
i do however have a penchant for good single malts. nothing super salty (coastal). the last time i spent that much on a bottle i was in a much better spot and it lasted me over a year.
i can see spending good money on a scotch, but a beer????? i just can't see it.

we would look good together in out costco jeans. i would loan you a hand me down t shirt from hugh jass. he sent me about 20 of them that he wrapped his brake calipers he wanted me to bead blast as he didnt have any packing material. ive been wearing them for over a year. you would be the bad ass dangerous dude with your burn scars (chicks dig that)
and i would be your manager from your porn career... we would knock them dead

[SpecM]

you r3vers and your "I love $2 beer" this... "my bottle of scotch cost more than you make in a month" that...

No one else drinks wine? who else likes a nice Austrailian Shiraz?

[Optimator]

Mr. blunt, with that partition comes the anonymity that you would desire. Just like women know how to eat box best, your deft skills at the art of fellatio has likely made the Minneapolis airport an exciting destination rather than just a ho-hum airport to make a connecting flight.