omg.... my gf just got home from work and....

[JAM]

before she left she was talking to a girl thats a student at the school she works at. she is 19 and from gowanda NY (if youre not from ny it is a srs hick town) and recently just found out she was pregnant. she asked my gf, who is a secretary at the school, everyday for her loan refund check (READ: NOT A GRANT) so she could "put a down payment on her trailer."

her bf is 26, has no teeth and no job. she is 19 and works at a factory. anyway.... today she comes in and was talking to my girlfriend and mentioned that the baby wasn't planned. then she also mentions that their only form of birth control was "a feeling." she had "a feeling" that she wasn't capable of getting pregnant.

also, "you know what they say about mountain dew? how it lowers boys sperm count? well he drinks mountain dew every day! so, like, you know....."

these people ACTUALLY EXIST. HOW THE FUCK

[uofom3]

The world if far worse off than we can imagine.

[Il Duce]

The world if far worse off than we can imagine.

put the bottle down dude!


damn your ninja edit!

[napabavarian]

Remember Riki Lake?

[z31maniac]

The fact you sound surprised shows how out of touch with reality you are.

[32.5i]

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[euroshark]

lol. Yep, those people exist and they are far more common than many of us realize...

[RickSloan]

the reason they exist is cause of the situation you just described... they continuously accidently procreate!

[allwheeldrive]

The fact you sound surprised shows how out of touch with reality you are.

He's right. Its sad to think about.

[Brian D]

the reason they exist is cause of the situation you just described... they continuously accidently procreate!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

[jrobie79]

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qft

[Desaevious]

To those dumb enough to question "zomg Mountain Dew does that?"...it does not.

[napabavarian]

This actually hapened to a friend of mine, but they were 38 at the time

[z31maniac]

He's right. Its sad to think about.

Just saying I live in OK, it's like a perfect mix of dumb southerner's, idiotic bible thumping retards, and welfare enjoying single mom's with 3 kids.

However, we are looking at buying a log cabin on the lake that is around 2500 sq ft, for less than a $150k. But I don't think we'll go for it since there isn't a garage.

[OrganicMechanic]

this is why I feel as though people should have to be licensed to have kids. I mean really we have to pass a test to drive and that has far less consequentness than procreation. Give all male children a reversible vasectomy at the age of 13 only to be reversed when they pass a guide-line requirement and counselling.