Twas the Night Before Christmas...

[Need4Speed]

And all through the house,

the whole fucking family was drunk as a louse.

Grandpa and Grandma were singing some some songs,

and the children were in their bedroom flogging their dongs.

Merry Christmas yo.

[jflip2002]

That sucked. It wasnt on rythm, I have no idea what a louse is, and "singing some some songs"... yeah.

[Massive Lee]

Merry Christmas to everyone. I know most of you will get bitses of charcoal, but hey, thanks for trying to be good anyway.

[jflip2002]

Maybe I was a bad kid.... My dad used to tell me I was getting reindeer crap.

[Need4Speed]

Sorry I can't ryme so well. A louse is a bug dumd ass. Merry Christmas anyway.

Yo

[daniel]

That sucked. It wasnt on rythm, I have no idea what a louse is, and "singing some some songs"... yeah.

mouse --> mice

louse --> lice

[BMWLA]

not a big fan of christmas are you

[jflip2002]

mouse --> mice

louse --> lice

Louse = Laotion?

[Danny]

That would be Laos.

[jflip2002]

I understand Danny....

[blunttech]

Louse = Laotion?

im going to rub some laotion on my ballsack before bed

[Danny]

I know.

But any opportunity to get another post is a good opportunity.

[jflip2002]

im going to rub some laotion on my ballsack before bed

Nice, make sure to get the taint also.

I also understand that, Danny ;)

[BMWLA]

interesting fact

merry as in merry christmas does not mean happy it means mighty

[jflip2002]

Like "Boy, BMWLA is merry merry gay"?