I pooped on a girl

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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #31
    Updated link to Tucker Max story:

    This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) ‍ I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It was the absolute prime of my “do anything to get laid” phase. I was recently freed from…

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    • Adrian_Visser
      R3VLimited
      • Jun 2006
      • 2823

      #32
      Dead thread revival?

      '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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      • ALYKZANDYR
        E30 Fanatic
        • Sep 2009
        • 1336

        #33
        That Tuckermax one was fucking halirus.

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        • yobless
          Grease Monkey
          • Sep 2010
          • 360

          #34


          Old story...smeering poop on her is classic.

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          • samiam3356
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jul 2009
            • 1901

            #35
            His assholes finish 1st is pretty funny. Introduced me to the whole Tucker Max Exp thing

            Originally posted by Roysneon
            $5 shipped?
            Originally posted by MarkD
            You are a strange dude, I'n not answering any more posts from you.

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            • CCCXXV
              Stereoinstaller1/2
              • Mar 2006
              • 153

              #36
              Originally posted by h0lmes
              obvious bullshit
              That's the point, Sherlock.

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              • Massimo
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2008
                • 3207

                #37
                Never read that before but I laught so hard I pooped my self.

                Ture Story
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                • Joe G
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 2942

                  #38
                  hilarious! Ive never pooped on a girl, but ive had my fair share of nasty ass farts while doing the deed.


                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                  • slammin.e28
                    שמע ישראל
                    • May 2010
                    • 12054

                    #39
                    I would poop on girls but I don't want poop in my kitchen.
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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