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  • mikegar
    E30 Addict
    • Aug 2005
    • 523

    #1

    decisions decisions

    man this girl i use to mess around with who fucked me over contacted me to day and said that we should hang out (that was our code for fucking). my gut tells me there is gonna be drama, but my dick says damn that is some good waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to pass up on. and not to mention id probably feel bad because i have this thing for my friends sister.
    33
    hit it and call it a day?
    75.76%
    25
    rub one out and call it a day?
    24.24%
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    Originally posted by Ferdinand
    I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

    DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT
  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385

    #2
    then fuck sis's, said friend, there problem solved you wont feel bad and you get laid
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
    William Pitt-

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    • mikegar
      E30 Addict
      • Aug 2005
      • 523

      #3
      well his sister is out of the town(about 300 miles away), and we arent at that stage yet.
      Originally posted by Ferdinand
      I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

      DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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      • Nicademus
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2008
        • 2912

        #4
        Fuck them both and have your buddy video tape it for us.

        Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
        ~ John Adams ~

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        • dashboardmonkey
          FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
          • Jun 2008
          • 6158

          #5
          git it and hit it
          -Andy

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          • mikegar
            E30 Addict
            • Aug 2005
            • 523

            #6
            Originally posted by Nicademus
            Fuck them both and have your buddy video tape it for us.
            lol, my friend doesnt like the fact that i have a thing for his sister. so instead of shooting us with a video camera, he might shoot me with a gun
            Originally posted by Ferdinand
            I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

            DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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            • jflip2002
              R3V Elite
              • Sep 2006
              • 4377

              #7
              Wear a condom in the valley.... Hit it.
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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              • CreamE30
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Mar 2008
                • 1177

                #8
                went through the same thing, had started seeing a girl, then my ex called me up and was desperate for me (not tryin to make myself sound good here) I said fine you can come and see me and we'll go out for dinner. Railed her in the back of her car and didn't get back together with her as pay back for leaving me for my friend. I did feel kinda bad though, but I got over it...
                <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                Originally posted by Brandon12V
                unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                • e30/e46 FTW
                  Advanced Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 115

                  #9
                  when in doubt, whip it out!

                  hit it and do that bish dirty. lol

                  oh and this vv
                  Fuck them both and have your buddy video tape it for us.
                  WTB: E30 (cali registered only) 5 speed coupe 88-91 (AlpineWhite2, Silber or Calypsorot ONLY)

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                  • CreamE30
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1177

                    #10
                    lol i realize now how many assholes there are on R3v by looking at the way the poll is going...I'm one of them
                    <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                    Originally posted by Brandon12V
                    unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                    • mikegar
                      E30 Addict
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 523

                      #11
                      like im kinda leaning that way too, especially since on monday imight be away for a long time where i probably wont be able to fuck for a while
                      Originally posted by Ferdinand
                      I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                      DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                      • Ray Smoodiver
                        Moderator
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8809

                        #12
                        I'm boning my ex right now. Kinda hard to type

                        SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
                        RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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                        • jflip2002
                          R3V Elite
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4377

                          #13
                          Just place the keyboard on blunts lower back.. its easier that way.
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385

                            #14
                            well in that case go get some easy waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles an leave the new fried in the dark about it.
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                            • mikegar
                              E30 Addict
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 523

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jflip2002
                              Just place the keyboard on blunts lower back.. its easier that way.
                              lmfao. that is some funny shit
                              Originally posted by Ferdinand
                              I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                              DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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