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    #31
    yeah joel is protective of his sister, he was a bit upset when i told him that his sister and i had a conversation till till the break of dawn. we always rip on joel too. she is one of the smartest people i know. when i talk to her i can use big words, with my other friends i have to kinda dull it down.
    Originally posted by Ferdinand
    I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

    DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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      #32
      his parents must have saved all the smarts for her then.

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        #33
        I got several of the best blow jobs of my life and had sex with my friend/roommates little underage sister and her thanked me for it. He said "My cousin told me you got with my sister" as were walking outside. I said "Yes I did". I think he was impressed by my honestly and said "Its cool, I'm not mad, I'd rather have it be you than some loser".

        This too could be you :)

        *FYI, I was younger too, but I suppose its still illegal? Call the cops on me.

        Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
        ~ John Adams ~

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          #34
          lol, joel isnt so stupid. he has his moments of smarts, but i think he is warming up to the fact of me liking his sister. hopefully im not just wasting my time with trying to warm joel up and his sister not even feel for me that way. that would be embarasing for me
          Originally posted by Ferdinand
          I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

          DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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            #35
            Its a chick,who cares what they think.
            If its an X wanting sex, give it to her.
            If its a chick that you dont wanna date and she wants sex give it to her.
            Be a man and fuck her, then give her a couple of bucks and some cab ride money home.
            You should never feel bad for giving a woman sex, specially when she wants it.
            The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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              #36
              Originally posted by tofubento View Post
              Its a chick,who cares what they think.
              If its an X wanting sex, give it to her.
              If its a chick that you dont wanna date and she wants sex give it to her.
              Be a man and fuck her, then give her a couple of bucks and some cab ride money home.
              You should never feel bad for giving a woman sex, specially when she wants it.
              well thats one opinion. and id have to dis agree with that one. after giving it some thought i dont think the drama the std chick could bring would be worth it.
              Originally posted by Ferdinand
              I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

              DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                #37
                woah...stds...fuck that...as in dont do it.

                I had a good friend pass away from AIDS..so yeah fuck that.
                The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                  #38
                  no she doesnt have stds, i was just using that as a way to refer to her, since there were 2 girls mentioned in this thread and somebody else called her that
                  Originally posted by Ferdinand
                  I carry a cheap pressure gauge in my glovebox with which to manually check my tire pressures, but I keep forgetting that in the USA glovebox space is sacred as it is reserved exclusively for the purpose of storing handguns.

                  DIVING BOARD DIVISION DIVISION IDIOT

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                    #39
                    ohhh

                    then in that case previous statement stands.
                    The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                      #40
                      1. No piece of ass is worth losing a real friend over
                      2. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is never worth major drama
                      3. Buddies before bitches

                      Advice? Drop both. If your buddy is gonna be all butthurt for you getting together with his sis, fucking drop it. If all is well in the world, she will still be around.

                      Dump the ex-ho too. Gonna stir up shit, and possibly blow distant future chances with the sis, drop it pronto.

                      Now, go find a girl who is worth a damn and get with her. The hardest part is just walking up to her and saying "Hi".

                      Get to it.

                      Luke

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