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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    So, what would happen...

    If you tried to SlapChop a ShamWow?

    VS.

    Someone fucking do it. If the universe implodes, you can tell Jesus it was my idea.
  • Danny
    Moderator
    • Feb 2008
    • 14216

    #2
    Vince's chin would straighten out.

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    • Vedubin01
      R3V Elite
      • Jun 2006
      • 5852

      #3
      you would still like my nuts and have a shamwow to wipe your chin when your done!
      Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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      • Danny
        Moderator
        • Feb 2008
        • 14216

        #4
        Poor delivery, Vedubin.

        Good try though.

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        • Chachi
          Mod Crazy
          • Sep 2006
          • 668

          #5
          as i was reading this the fucking shamwow commercial was on wtf

          i liked how the soda in the rug shot, when the camera angle changes, he goes to do it and the huge puddle was magically not there before he started. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
          Originally posted by blunt
          i called my 17 yo paperboy "sugartits" in a christmas card 3 years ago. he never came back and im not joking.

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          • joshh
            R3V OG
            • Aug 2004
            • 6195

            #6
            Impossible!!
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

            "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

            ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385

              #7
              why would you put someone that ugly on tv to sell shit I will never know.

              I hate that fucker and want to throw a brick through my tv every time hes on it
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
              William Pitt-

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              • kowalski
                E30 Mastermind
                • Jan 2005
                • 1791

                #8
                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                why would you put someone that ugly on tv to sell shit I will never know.

                I hate that fucker and want to throw a brick through my tv every time hes on it
                perhaps because he is actually the creater of these products....

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                • joshh
                  R3V OG
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 6195

                  #9
                  I find it interesting how he talks down to you. If you don't buy it, you're a retard.
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                  ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kowalski
                    perhaps because he is actually the creater of these products....

                    I call BS
                    I have seen the absorbing wonder fabric (now called a shamwow) at car shows and fairs since the mid to late 80's

                    the slap chop thing I remember seeing stores when I was a kid in the mid 80's too, it was just not called a slap chop, its called a mincer.
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                    • jbsjunk
                      E30 Addict
                      • May 2006
                      • 477

                      #11
                      Makes me glad I don't watch TV. Seems I'm not missing much, but seeing movie previews would be nice.

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                      • tofubento
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 353

                        #12
                        movie previews :

                        Watch trailers for movies and TV shows on tv.apple.com. Browse trailers for upcoming TV series and films.
                        The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                        • FJ40
                          Wrencher
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 241

                          #13
                          I fuckin love it..."stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

                          "You're gonna have an exciting life now."

                          With Slap Chop™ you can dice, chop & mince in seconds. Chop up vegetables, nuts & fruits quickly and easily. You never need to switch blades and the Slap Chop™ is easy to clean. The Slap Chop™ is also dishwasher safe. Right now you can get a special bonus with the purchase of a Slap Chop™. Get the Graty Cheese Grater free with you Slap Chop

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                          • Desaevious
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 3810

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FJ40
                            I fuckin love it..."stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

                            "You're gonna have an exciting life now."

                            https://www.slapchop.com/ver2/index.asp
                            "You're gonna love my nuts."

                            "The reason you're gonna slap away every day..."


                            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                            • jflip2002
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4377

                              #15
                              That slapchopper does look bad ass, though
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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