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  • Turf1600
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2006
    • 9815

    #1

    Silly churches.....



    Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
    Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicate
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."
  • joshh
    R3V OG
    • Aug 2004
    • 6195

    #2
    I could have told them that.
    Fact: Kids will fuck.
    Solution: Education and making them take responsibility for their actions.


    Edit: The fatties on the left will have an easier time not having pre marital sex.
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

    "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

    ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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    • Turf1600
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2006
      • 9815

      #3
      Originally posted by joshh
      I could have told them that.
      Fact: Kids will fuck.
      Solution: Education and making them take responsibility for their actions.


      Edit: The fatties on the left will have an easier time not having pre marital sex.
      Fatties on the left? What's that supposed to mean?
      "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      • napabavarian
        E30 Modder
        • Jun 2008
        • 834

        #4

        This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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        • jflip2002
          R3V Elite
          • Sep 2006
          • 4377

          #5
          I will hand my son a box of condoms and spermicidal lube on his 16th birthday. I will voice my disapproval, but Im a realist. Its better to make sure it is done safely, than unsafely, either way it'll be done.

          There was a girl locally who promised to her church to stay a virgin until marriage. She did... sorta... She used to get fucked in her ass by a buddy of mine. I guess the vag was still virgin, though. Church girls are dirty little girls.
          Originally posted by blunt
          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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          • CorvallisBMW
            Long Schlong Longhammer
            • Feb 2005
            • 13039

            #6
            Originally posted by jflip2002

            There was a girl locally who promised to her church to stay a virgin until marriage. She did... sorta... She used to get fucked in her ass by a buddy of mine. I guess the vag was still virgin, though. Church girls are dirty little girls.


            ya, i've met a few of those girls before too. I don't think God cares which hole you get fucked in, sex is sex

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            • Turf1600
              R3V OG
              • Nov 2006
              • 9815

              #7
              Originally posted by jflip2002
              I will hand my son a box of condoms and spermicidal lube on his 16th birthday. I will voice my disapproval, but Im a realist. Its better to make sure it is done safely, than unsafely, either way it'll be done.

              There was a girl locally who promised to her church to stay a virgin until marriage. She did... sorta... She used to get fucked in her ass by a buddy of mine. I guess the vag was still virgin, though. Church girls are dirty little girls.
              16th birthday?

              I thought you said you were a realist.
              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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              • joshh
                R3V OG
                • Aug 2004
                • 6195

                #8
                Originally posted by Turf1600
                Fatties on the left? What's that supposed to mean?

                It means the girl in the middle and on the laft are fatties.
                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                • napabavarian
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 834

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jflip2002
                  Church girls are dirty little girls.
                  Try going to catholic school

                  This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                  • Collin
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1736

                    #10
                    Well no shit
                    The Keystone Killers

                    Originally posted by Cabriolet
                    With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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