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    #16
    I sent them an email. That place isn't too far away so I'm thinking maybe its time for a move. Plus its super easy to get drugs and hookers in Vancouver, BC.

    Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
    ~ John Adams ~

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      #17
      The thing I found the most distrubring..." we follow the bible literally"

      RUN!!
      The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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        #18
        Well looks like I'm going to check it out tomorrow. Phone numbers have been exchanged and the ad is being pulled! YES!!

        When can I move in? How can we get the ball rolling? I have some questions though:

        1. Can I get the lights turned off at 10pm? My belief is that nothing positive goes on after 10pm.
        2. I would also prefer that the lights be on at 5am rather than 5:30am. "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise".
        3. I can't live in the apartment if the other landlords aren't married or are involved in any sort of relationship that isn't right in the Lords eyes, period. (This includes same sex, immoral acts, animals or any other perverse activities)
        4. I prefer to pay my first year up front if possible. If this ads hardship for you then I'm willing to pay a premium of 150% of the normal rent for this imposition on you.
        5. I would be ok with you washing some of your clothes with my loads of laundry in order to conserve do my part in being more Green (I'll still pay full price of course, but just want to do my part to fight the war on Global Climate Change).
        6. How many weeks in advance do I have to notify you of guests?
        7. Am I able to rent equipment to be used in the exercise yard? Is it concrete or grass or ??? Would I be able to bring my Bible (both old and new Testament preferably) into the yard?
        8. When I take my drug test I would appreciate it if you and any other tenants could do the same.

        Thank you kindly,

        Eric Edward Smith

        Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
        ~ John Adams ~

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          #19
          Whats scary, is my first name and middle name are the same as you used.....
          The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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            #20
            I want the results!!!

            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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              #21
              Oh shit, this could be good...
              '89 325is S50 Track Montser
              '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

              http://www.avarestoration.com

              http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


              Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

              http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                #22
                Looks like someone is making fun of a situation they were in.
                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Nicademus View Post
                  Well looks like I'm going to check it out tomorrow. Phone numbers have been exchanged and the ad is being pulled! YES!!
                  lmfao dude please follow through to some extent!

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                    #24
                    Dude you have to go through with this and at least look at it lol

                    this thread is going places
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                    William Pitt-

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                      #25
                      I found a pic of the landlord...


                      WTB: e30 in So Cal

                      Originally posted by downernsp
                      See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                        #26
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                        LOL
                        you have no idea how funny that is to me

                        I got drug to a church service one day, a rather large congregation (would fill a 1500 seat auditorium) and there is a guy there that plays the piano that looks identical to FLANDERS but real. I mean the clothing the mustache the glasses, if Flanders was real this was the guy right down to how he talked.

                        I just blurted out "look its flanders" as he walked by during the service with the gimmie plate. I could not contain my self, but the strange thing was no one else had seen it till I said it, I had a good 2/3 of the place rolling with laughter once saw it too. Till I moved every time I saw him I could not stop laughing at him.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Nicademus View Post
                          Well looks like I'm going to check it out tomorrow. Phone numbers have been exchanged and the ad is being pulled! YES!!
                          When can I move in? How can we get the ball rolling? I have some questions though:

                          1. Can I get the lights turned off at 10pm? My belief is that nothing positive goes on after 10pm.
                          2. I would also prefer that the lights be on at 5am rather than 5:30am. "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise".
                          3. I can't live in the apartment if the other landlords aren't married or are involved in any sort of relationship that isn't right in the Lords eyes, period. (This includes same sex, immoral acts, animals or any other perverse activities)
                          4. I prefer to pay my first year up front if possible. If this ads hardship for you then I'm willing to pay a premium of 150% of the normal rent for this imposition on you.
                          5. I would be ok with you washing some of your clothes with my loads of laundry in order to conserve do my part in being more Green (I'll still pay full price of course, but just want to do my part to fight the war on Global Climate Change).
                          6. How many weeks in advance do I have to notify you of guests?
                          7. Am I able to rent equipment to be used in the exercise yard? Is it concrete or grass or ??? Would I be able to bring my Bible (both old and new Testament preferably) into the yard?
                          8. When I take my drug test I would appreciate it if you and any other tenants could do the same.

                          Thank you kindly,

                          Eric Edward Smith
                          In one fell swoop you have erased every negative opinion I have had of your useless postings. You have removed yourself from the company of Danny, Farbin, and bimmer_E30. How long you stay away will be anyone's guess, but it will probably have a lot to do with how this plays out.


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                          MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
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                            #28
                            Oh too good man! Definitely keep us posted! I gotta show this to my friends now!

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                              #29
                              Wow, sounds you are paying to be in jail.
                              Who the hell does this guy think hes kidding. I think im going to email him saying im a BDSM mistress looking for a place to grow pot and do other drugs, while i have my sex slaves clean up for me and ill post his response.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Nicademus View Post
                                Well looks like I'm going to check it out tomorrow. Phone numbers have been exchanged and the ad is being pulled! YES!!
                                Damnit beat me to the punch

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