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    #1

    How do I kill a gopher!?

    Bastards won't DIE! They have basically eaten through my front lawn. Looks like a battle field for midgets. We have tried poison, rat traps , drowning them, tons more poison, shot one with a pellet gun, and they still won't die. I think the poison is just making them fatter because the holes they are digging are getting bigger and bigger. :curse:

    Anyone have gopher killing advice! :hitler:

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    #2
    Watch caddyshack.

    '90 325i

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      #3
      Petrol down the holes. Apply naked flame to petrol.

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        #4
        Rodent Bombs? Like smoke bombs filled with poison gas. Works wonders on groundhogs, I'm assuming gophers too.
        The Keystone Killers
        Originally posted by Cabriolet
        With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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          #5
          ^^^^^^^^^

          what he said or ray

          or you need something a bit stronger than a pellet gun (or become a better shot with it) I would suggest a 22mag or .22hornet. but I suspect you live in town so that limits ur options, get some cheap glass for a rimfire rifle and install it on the pellet gun and get better with it a good head shot will kill em at 20-30 yards w/ 10 pump .117 cal pellet.
          Last edited by mrsleeve; 01-03-2009, 11:27 PM.
          Originally posted by Fusion
          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


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          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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            #6
            You need to wake up at around 5am or basically the crack of dawn. This is when you'll see them start to push. As soon as you see them pushing take careful aim with your shotgun and fire at least one shot in the dirt were you seem them pushing. You can always pop off a few shots but make sure that first one is good because he'll lay low after that till the next morning. Take a show and go check out to see if you made the kill. The shovel can be used to finish him off if you'd like too.

            My college professor was all about this. He'll take up half the class talking about killing moles/gophers sometimes. He loved it and I loved his stories so I'd try to get him to talk about it.

            Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
            ~ John Adams ~

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              #7
              Nic: Moles are a whole nother story, they require a law chair 2 shoves and a cooler full of beer. step one smash all tunnes, step 2 set up chair right on said tunnel. step 3 sit in chair drink beer till mole shows up you will see the ground going back up. step 4 slam shovel in ground right in front of him (moles cant turn around) and then chop the ground where the mole was with the other shovel till you get blood.
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
              William Pitt-

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                #8
                .223

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by atomic View Post
                  .223
                  oh yeah? .223 huh? Get all tactical on the gopher :D

                  Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                  ~ John Adams ~

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                    #10
                    7.72x54r :P
                    The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                      #11
                      how about some .338 federal vs a gopher then...




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                        #12
                        ^^^^^^^^

                        that will do it, never gotten that mid evil on them. but a 22-250 and .223 is fun at 200 yards.
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                        William Pitt-

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                          #13
                          You guys are vicious with your weapons of mass gopher destruction. I'll try the smoke bomb gopher killer thing for now. 8) lol.

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                            #14
                            7mm mag
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by tofubento View Post
                              7.72x54r :P

                              I assume you meant 7.62x54r. I just picked up a nice mosin with a scope the other day. Time to go out and see how she shoots.

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